The Pink Pussycat

Porn Director:
OK, Yes, let's go. OK, we're all set for this. [to Carolyn/Cole] You guys on the bed, and [to TT Boy, motioning to the couch] you close to here...

Porn Actress on Couch:
No, no, no, no, no...

Porn Director:
Yes, yes...

Porn Actress on Couch:
When can I have sex on the bed?

Porn Director:
Beds are for dying, baby! Sit down right here. Yeah, this is going to play good from here. Let me tell you something right now, young man and you too - I don't care what your agent told you, you're not here because of your good lookin' blue eyes, you're here for your known for your hard c*cks. Now the key to a real dirty movie - YOU PAYING ATTENTION? - the key to a dirty movie - LISTEN TO ME!- is no romance! It's gotta be dirty! You gotta be selfish! You gotta take - from your partner. TAKE IT from your partner! MAKE HIM do these things to you!

Porn Actress on Couch:
How come I always f*** on other things other than a bed? When can I have normal sex on a bed? You make me either sit on top of the roof, on top of the stairs, on the floor, on top of the desk...

Porn Director:
You're far too dynamic to be f***ing on a, on a bed. I want you on the couch, with the black background, it symbolizes your midnight thoughts.

Porn Actress on Couch:
[aside, pouting] I'm always on the couch...

Porn Director:
Now you guys - [to P.J] Relax, you're going to be great - [back to the group] Be selfish! Selfish sex pays. It looks better for the movies. I don't want to do the romance. [Unintelligible mumbling] I don't want to do the romance stuff...

Porn Actress on Couch:
[more pouting] I don't do that anyway...

Porn Director:
Take your sex! Take it! USE these people! I don't need to hear the corny lines "Oooh, it feels so good, it feels so good..." I don't need to hear any of that...

Porn Actress on Bed:
What are we supposed to say, "It feels shitty?"

Porn Director:
Tell him what to do. You want to sit on that man's face, SIT RIGHT ON IT. F*** his nose if you have to. I don't care what you're going to do. [He mumbles to Cole something about buttf***ing] Whatever it is, don't be lazy. This is going to be the mother of all sex scenes. Passion, total passion! You with me? Quiet in the house! Roll sound! ACTION!