The Pirates of Dark Water

Onda, The Dagron Master:
What about my gold? You promised!

Ioz:
A pirate's promise. I lied.

Tula:
[about the future monkeybird queen, who's newly hatched] Awww! Isn't she cute, Ioz?

Ioz:
[Leans in to take a closer look at the baby, just to get his hair pulled] Oh! Charming! Just like Niddler!

Niddler:
[With the most exited voice] Really? Do you really think I resemble royalty?

Ioz:
No, monkeybird. But you're a royal pain!

Ren:
I can't ask you to continue with me on this dangerous quest. Name the port of your choice and I'll take you there.

Ioz:
Which way does the compass point?

Ren:
[Ren picks up the compass and spins it around] The second treasure of Rule... East!

Tula:
The east it is! For adventure!

Ioz:
For treasure!

Ren:
For Octopon!

Niddler:
For crying out loud! When are we gonna eat?

Bloth:
[to Tula] You picked the wrong fight, girl! [Points to the men standing behind him] I have my top swordsmen with me!

Konk:
[Takes it as a huge compliment] Thank you, master!

Bloth:
And Konk too! [Konk sighs in disappointment]

Tula:
This should be easier than taking candy clams from a baby.

Niddler:
[They suddenly hear a very loud growling that sounds like it is coming from a very big monster] What kind of babies do *you* know?

Rulett, The Bioguide in a crystal bowl:
[In a small boat guiding the heroes through the swamp] Stroke! Stroke! Let's get this tub moving! I've seen barnacles move faster than this!

Ioz:
Anybody got a lid for that bowl?

Rulett, The Bioguide in a crystal bowl:
What did he say?

Niddler:
I think he'd like you to stick a clam shell in it!

Tula:
This is going to be a long trip...

Ren:
Cray! [sees Cray lying on the floor] Cray!

Cray:
[weakly] Go! You must go!

Ren:
Cray, can you stand up?

Cray:
Ren... it's too late.

Ren:
Oh Cray, I'm so sorry. Whatever my father did to hurt you...

Cray:
It wasn't his fault. I just couldn't let go of the past. Forgive me! [She gives Ren her bouquet from their would-be wedding] Please take this as a remembrance...

Ren:
[Cray dissolves into dark water before Ren's eyes] Cray!

Ren:
This should be easier than taking candy clams from a baby.

Niddler:
[They suddenly hear a very loud growling that sounds like it is coming from a very big monster] What kind of babies do *you* know?

Ren:
This is going to be a long trip...