The Pitts

Liz:
If you think that blonde hair, large breasts and home cooking will win over my husband, you have a lot to learn about men!

[after being turned into a werewolf]

Liz:
I don't want to turn into a screaming she-devil once a month.

Petey:
How 'bout I mix us up a couple of Petey Coladas?

Faith:
You mean soda, chocolate syrup and Skittles?

Petey:
No, that's a Petey Wallbanger.

Faith:
What are you doing out here at this time of night?

Petey:
[obviously] Burying stuff.

Petey:
Can I talk to you about something?

Faith:
Sure.

[Petey turns the liquidizer on and looks concerned as he explains something]

Faith:
Well... All I can say is don't go on that website again. [pause] Some people just love horses too much.

Petey:
Ricola!