The Pleasure Garden

[first title card]

Title Card:
The highly popular reviews at the Pleasure Garden Theater are staged by Mr. Hamilton.

[first lines]

Pleasure Garden theatergoer:
That's an exquisite chorus line, Mr. Hamilton.

Oscar Hamilton:
Meet Patsy Brand.

Pleasure Garden theatergoer:
I had to meet you because I was charmed by that lovely curl of hair.

Patsy Brand:
[detaches the curl and presents it] Then I give it to you and hope you have a nice time. Now that wasn't a very clever line, was it?

[last lines]

Patsy Brand:
How do you like that - Cuddles knew all the time!