The Princess and the Pirate

Princess Margaret:
I hear there are pirates in these waters.

Sylvester:
Yeah? Well, let them stay in the water, they're dangerous on ships!

Sylvester:
I'll chop off his liver! Say, that might be pretty good, chopped liver.

Sylvester:
If you don't tell anybody I'm not a gypsy, I won't tell anybody you're not an idiot.

Sylvester:
My act is known all over Europe; that's why I'm going to America.

Princess Margaret:
Why don't you die like a man?

Sylvester:
Because I'd rather live like a woman!

Sylvester:
I work my brains out for nine reels, and some bit player from Paramount comes over and steals my girl. That's the last picture I'll ever make for Goldwyn!

Don Jos? Ramon Sebastian Rurales:
[after Sylvester and tavern owner share a few short beers] Well done stranger, I *like* a man who can drink like that! And now, you are going to drink with *me*! Hugo, bring it over here! [waiter drops giant barrel of beer on the table]