The Racket

Lucy Johnson:
What if we had three kids?

Officer Bob Johnson:
You'd be half done. I want six.

Nick Scanlon:
[speaking about all he did for his younger brother] I sent him to four colleges. Four!

Lucy Johnson:
Officer, I'd like to file a complaint.

Officer Bob Johnson:
Well, madam?

Lucy Johnson:
I haven't been kissed all day!

Nick Scanlon:
[talking about sending his brother to four colleges] The last one I had to buy him a chair. Ah, not like that. [kicks chair] Endowment they call it. Professor's graft. And it's stiff, too. An endowed chair in civic, to get him his... em... uh, whaddaya call it... uh...

Captain Thomas McQuigg:
Diploma.

Nick Scanlon:
Diploma! I got it okay.

Booking Sgt. Sullivan:
[booking Joe Scanlon, then examining the gun he was caught with] Receipt for your toy, sonny. My granddaughter could use that for a paperweight - in her kindergarden.