The Return of Jafar

Aladdin:
Genie!Jasmine: You came back!Genie: OOH! AHHH! WATCH THE SUNBURN! A-ha! Kidding!

Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves:
[to himself] That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.

Abis Mal:
Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without to smell you.Thief: Come. We do it now. No witnesses (draws his sword).

Abis Mal:
(he takes a pot out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp hits his head) Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? (he picks it up) Well... (laughs) It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. (rubs it)

Thief:
It will be of little use to you Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead.

(the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp)

Thief:
It is bewitched!

(all the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic; Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out)

Jafar:
I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!

Jafar:
That was 2 wishes. Take your time with the third or you will wish you had never been born On the other hand if you cooperate with me I will see you're amply rewarded

Abis Mal:
Rewarded?

Jafar:
1st you'll help me get revenge on a certain street rat by the name of Aladdin

Abis Mal:
Aladdin? I want revenge on him too!

Iago:
This is perfect! That kid is my ticket back into power I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find Iago panting for breath] Al... finally... got free... of... Jafar.

Aladdin:
Iago! What are you doing here?

Iago:
Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries grabbing him] Hey, I meant gentle like!

Aladdin:
You're not fooling anyone

Iago:
No wait I'm serious I was under Jafar's power He mesmerized me with his snake staff just like the Sultan

Genie:
Hey clear the way! Make room for the picnic boys!

Jasmine:
They already left, Genie.

Genie:
Without us?

Abu:
Without us?

Genie:
No problem! I'll catch up in a flash!

Jasmine:
Wait! Without me, too. Aladdin needs to spend some quiet time with father to patch things up.

Genie:
[to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? MORE FOOD FOR US! [Genie and Abu eat like pigs] I'm sorry did you want some?

Jasmine:
I'm not hungry just now. You boys go ahead

Genie:
(catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape) Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. (to Jasmine) Looking great, Jazz. (to Aladdin) More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.

(Iago furiously flies up to the camera)

Iago:
What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! (pushes Genie out of the way) The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! Break it up!

Aladdin:
But... I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.

Iago:
[coughs, as he awakens] You'll be surprised what you can live through. [coughs again]

Aladdin:
All, right!

Jasmine:
Oh, Iago!

Genie:
[laughs] HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]

Abis Mal [at film's end]:
Does this mean I don't get my third wish? [referring to the destruction of Jafar and the black lamp]

Genie:
[returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! He's BACK!

[Aladdin and Jasmine embrace him]

Aladdin:
Genie!

Jasmine:
You came back!

Genie:
[turns red; winces] WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did ya miss me? Be honest.

Jafar [to Abis Mal]:
That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!

Iago:
Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!