The Rocker

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
It's not "stealing" if you're family. But, seriously, don't tell your mom.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right.

Matt Gadman:
Lower my voice.

David Marshall:
John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.

Amelia:
Omigod, they just called again they want that joke back.

Curtis:
[sings really depressing lyrics to a song he just wrote]

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Wow... Well there's some cyanide and razorblades in the glovebox so feel free to help yourself!

Matt Gadman:
Are you kidding me? Look at him, it's like Abercrombie is making people now.

Kim:
I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
How dare you?

Moby Type Kid:
Excuse me?

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
How dare you call yourself a musician?

Moby Type Kid:
Loads of bands use drum loops!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right. Now get your Devil Box outta here!

Matt Gadman:
Sorry, uncle Rob. Where we playing too loud?

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Too loud is not in my vocabulary.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Instead of a canoe paddling around on a pond, we were like a tank flying down a mountain!

Lex:
Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland!

Curtis:
I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Oh I'm responsible alright. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
I am a golden Fish!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
You're looking to score, I can respect that.

Amelia:
I'm not even embarassed it, and i'm usually embarassed by everything.

David Marshall:
Yeah, well your body's changing.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Can I have everyone's attention. Me and my band are going to be playing at the Q Arena, and it is never to late to rock!

Stan:
YEAH!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
YEAH!

Stan:
Yeah!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
It is never to late to rock n' roll!

Stan:
Alright, alright. Come on guys, stage dive. Stage dive!

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Stage dive!

Stan:
Yeah, we'll body surf you out the front door.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Rock n' roll.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
Ow ow ow, watch my carpal tunnel.

Matt Gadman:
Hey, uh, Uncle Rob?

Robert 'Fish' Fishman:
No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends, nor will I lend you my password to porn sites.

Amelia:
Have you ever heard of cell phones?

Gator:
Have you ever heard of brain cancer? There's two things in this world that I do not trust when they're wireless and that is phones... and marionettes.