The Rosemary Clooney Show

Rosemary Clooney:
Oh, you startled me!

Boris Karloff:
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Rosemary Clooney:
Oh, it's just that I...

Boris Karloff:
You don't have to explain to me, Rosemary. In the mornings when I look in the shaving mirror, I frighten myself.

Rosemary Clooney:
You do?

Boris Karloff:
Well, how you react to the sight of a razor held to your throat by... Boris Karloff?

Uncle Boris:
Now let's begin our story. It's called "Little Red Riding Hood". No no no, Sarah Jane. It is not about a red-haired hood who's taken for a ride. Shame on you for even thinking such a thing.

Woodcutter:
Oh, it's you, Big Bad Wolf. For a minute there, I thought you were...

Woodcutter, The Big Bad Wolf:
Boris Karloff.

The Big Bad Wolf:
Yes, everybody thinks that.

Little Red Riding Hood:
You're not my grandmother!

The Big Bad Wolf:
Aw, that's what you tell all the fellows.