The Saint in London

Penny Parker:
[after they're fired out by a villain in their speeding car] It's the first time I ever heard a bullet.

Simon Templar:
The one you don't hear is the bad one. [Reassuringly] It's all right. You can slow down to 60 0r 70 now.

Penny Parker:
Now I know you're The Saint.

Simon Templar:
I was almost a saint two minutes ago.

Simon Templar:
Tell me, what part of the states are you from? Sing Sing?

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
Nah, San Quentin.

Inspector Claud Teal:
[asking Simon Templar about his valet] Can he cook, too?

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
Look, flatfoot, I cooked for twelve-hundred men three times a day for five years.

Inspector Claud Teal:
Oh, that must have been Sing Sing.

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
San Quentin, and there were no complaints.

Inspector Claud Teal:
[leaving a few minutes later] Have you heard of a prison called Dartmoor?

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
So what?

Inspector Claud Teal:
They need a cook.

Inspector Claud Teal:
[Referring to the situation of the unconscious man on the road] What do you think of it, Wilkins?

Detective Wilkins - Teal's Assistant:
What you said... just a fight... probably nothing to it.

Inspector Claud Teal:
There's always something to it when Templar has his finger in the pie!

Simon Templar:
[Driving into London in their car] You know, this is the first time I've ever seen dawn without a hangover.

Penny Parker:
I can't help wishing that man I knocked out had one.

Simon Templar:
[Driving away as Penny looks back at the man she's knocked unconscious] Is he still out?

Penny Parker:
Cold.

Simon Templar:
How are you?

Penny Parker:
[as they are in a convertible at night] Cold!

Simon Templar:
[Smiling] Well, move over. [She snuggles against him as they speed away]

Tim - Kussella's Chauffeur:
[Sarcastically as he frisks Simon] He ain't got a halo.

Bruno Lang:
You know, Templar, if a man lives long enough, he's sure to run up against someone smarter than himself. In some professions he doesn't live much longer than that.

Simon Templar:
Your modesty overwhelms me, Mr. Lang.

Penny Parker:
But I haven't got a gun with me.

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
[Tossing her a gun] Here.

Penny Parker:
Is it loaded?

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
Yeah, and it ain't no water pistol, so watch out where you squirt that lead.

Simon Templar:
[to Penny after she's been rescued] We're glad to have you back, aren't we, Dugan?

Dugan - Templar's Valet:
Anything to break the monopoly. That's what I say.