The Saint in Palm Springs

Mr. Evans:
How did you get here?

Simon Templar:
You'd better ask my horse.

Clarence 'Pearly' Gates:
Isn't that just my luck! I spend all my time lookin' for lost kids and old ladies' glasses, and the first time there's a real crime, there ain't no corpus delicious!

Simon Templar:
[about headaches] I have an excellent cure.

Clarence 'Pearly' Gates:
Yeah? What's that?

Simon Templar:
Stay sober the night before the morning after.

Simon Templar:
Are you sure you robbed everybody?

Clarence 'Pearly' Gates:
All the new guests - all except Mr. and Mrs. John Harper.

Simon Templar:
Who are they? How did you skip them?

Clarence 'Pearly' Gates:
They checked out an hour before they got here. He got a telegram he was gonna be a grandfather or somethin'.

Simon Templar:
Are you positive?

Clarence 'Pearly' Gates:
You see, I figured that anybody who checked out might be the guilty party, so I checked up on who checked out. They was the only ones.

Simon Templar:
You think of everything - when you think.

Insp. Henry Fernack:
[to the two detectives the Saint has handcuffed together] Well, you'd better go down to the police garage and borrow a file. When you get those things off, you better use it to sharpen your wits.

Charlie - Desk Clerk:
Oh, how do you do, Mr. Templar? We've been expecting you. So, you're the man they call "The Saint"... the modern Robin Hood!

Simon Templar:
Really, I'm a remarkably bad shot with a bow and arrow, and I've never tasted venison in my life.

Chief R.L. Graves:
Well, let's have it. What have you been up to?

Clarence 'Pearly' Gates:
Chief, I've been so good, it's been monogamous!

Simon Templar:
[to the arrested murderer] Where would you prefer to be executed? Sing Sing or San Quentin?