The Scout

Steve Nebraska:
Al, you're like a dad to me.

Al Percolo:
But I'm not your dad. I'm just a guy taking 15 percent.

Steve Nebraska:
I thought it was 10.

Tommy Lacy:
God said people make mistakes.

Al Percolo:
God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that sh*t? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!

Steve Nebraska:
I got you something. It's a chocolate baseball bat.

Al Percolo:
[takes the bat and examines the end, which is broken] Did you drop it?

Steve Nebraska:
I got a little hungry.

Al Percolo:
You don't have to yell, this is a different phone.

Ron Wilson:
It has nothing to do with the phone, I just like yelling at you.

Steve Nebraska:
I'm the Yankee, not you!

Al Percolo:
I never thought I'd say this, but screw the World Series.

Steve Nebraska:
[when asked his opinion of the pictures being shown Steve replies] It's Batman!

Doctor H. Aaron:
Batman?

Steve Nebraska:
Sometimes he goes without his cape.