The Scream Team

Jumper:
It's got to be now or never!

Ian Carlyle:
Now!

Claire Carlyle:
Never!

Coffin Ed:
As we say in the ghost business... BOO.

Claire Carlyle:
[about the ghosts she and Ian have encountered] They're dead aren't they?

Mariah:
[to Coffin Ed, upon the encounter] They're alive, aren't they?

Zachariah Kull:
What Kind of name is that anyway? Jumper.

[last lines]

Coffin Ed:
There are some advantages to being dead.

Mariah:
[interrupts an argument with Jumper and Ed]

Mariah:
Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.

Ian Carlyle:
So, what exactly is this place?

Mariah:
Oh. No. No. Listen - just forget it. It's much too complicated to explain.

Ian Carlyle:
Some sort of after-life wait station?

Mariah:
Okay, maybe not so complicated.

Claire Carlyle:
[walks up close to the portal mirror]

Claire Carlyle:
What is this?

Mariah:
Oh, hey. No, no, no. Hey! Step away. Away from the portal! [They step away] Thank you. You will have your opportunity soon enough. Not now.

Claire Carlyle:
[Afraid] I'm going to die?

Coffin Ed:
Uh, hello. Newsflash - everybody dies.

Jumper:
This is getting embarrassing! What are we doing? We are the Soul Patrol! We got way more life force than a dozen stinking ghosts. This is what I signed up for. [Shakes head, with an attitude] I say, we kick some serious ghost butt.

Mariah:
Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. You were sentenced!

Jumper:
What - ever. [Turns to Ed] Are you with me, Eddie?

Coffin Ed:
Only one week left on the force! Why can't I just retire in peace?

Ian Carlyle:
[after Zachariah Kull absorbs Jumper's soul] Jumper!

Coffin Ed:
NO!

Claire Carlyle:
Ed, I'm so sorry.

Ian Carlyle:
Don't worry. We'll rescue him!

Coffin Ed:
Oh, we will. I will swear on my life I'll rescue Jumper - or die trying!

Ian Carlyle:
Isn't that sort of an empty promise? [Claire hits him]

Coffin Ed:
Picky, picky, picky.

Jumper:
[rants off about being trapped in a jar]

Jumper:
And some partner you turned out to be. [Makes a face with his palm facing the brother and sister] Wiggity biggity woo! That's the best you could do?

Coffin Ed:
You're welcome.

Jumper:
[sarcastic] Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. Two little kids here, you can't even scare...

Mariah:
[interrupts] Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.

Jumper:
Oogedy boogedy boogedy boo!