The Sensei

McClain Evans:
The first time that I saw my sensei was in a dusty old photograph on the wall.

Jean Beard:
Where were you two? You're late.

Craig Beard:
I had to use the can.

Jean Beard:
Shh. We're in church.

Rick Beard:
Man, these queers, they got so many rights. More than you and me, I'll bet.

Karen O'Neil:
[visiting McClain's hospital bed] We need to talk.

McClain Evans:
Wow. We need to talk, huh? Are you sure you're at a safe-enough distance?

Karen O'Neil:
McClain, I...

McClain Evans:
Was... Was I just a poor, like, charity case for you, Karen? I mean, let's-save-the-homo type thing? I mean, I know my mom asked you to teach me...

Karen O'Neil:
McClain...

McClain Evans:
...but, hey...

Karen O'Neil:
Wait-wait, please...

McClain Evans:
...let's, let's, let's not get too close, okay, because YOU just might catch something, right?

Mark Corey:
I swear I'm no fag, okay? You gotta know this. I'm no homo, okay?

Pastor George:
I'm sorry, Peter. Look, this is bigger than just you and me. The church can't have you here, Peter. People are nervous. This could affect attendance.