The Seven Little Foys

Clara Morando:
Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.

Madeleine Morando Foy:
I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.

Barney Green:
If you're interested, it happened in Capri.

Eddie Foy:
...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins? [to Clara] You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?

Clara Morando:
It will be an Italian!

Eddie Foy:
It's one thing we're getting through customs!

Madeleine Morando Foy:
I love him when he gets angry. And he gets angry all the time. How many women can love their husband all the time?

Eddie Foy:
Anybody in New Rochelle would be happy to leave New Rochelle.

Eddie Foy:
What do you need friends for?... you've got all the friends and enemies you need right here in the family.