The Shrimp on the Barbie

Carlos:
Oh, look a kangaroo

Carlos:
Relax Holmes, just teasing.

Carlos:
Who died and made you Darth Vader?

Alex:
Fine! I'll double it. Another five grand.

Carlos:
[to Edison] Hey, next time don't be bullshiting me with the vodka.

Carlos:
Hey, do you mind if I use that stick?

Alex:
What stick?

Carlos:
The one that's up your butt!

Carlos:
You can get a lot of suckers to do this sh*t. I come all the way down to impress Bruce in front of daddy. I didn't come here to be insulted by these bigoted a**holes!

Bruce:
They offered me 4X or Toyota. With 4X I get a free Toyota. But with Toyota, I gotta buy my own beer!