The Single Girls

Blue:
You say you feel safe with me - how do you know I'm not the weirdo?

Allison:
Where have you been?

Shannon:
[gasps] You scared me to death!

Allison:
[laughs] Sorry.

Shannon:
Only taking care of all these lonely love-starved devils.

Morris:
What do you want to drink?

Denise:
Oh, a milk on the rocks.

Bud:
All Shannon needs to do is find herself a football team.

Morris:
Wait till my attorney hears about this mess.

Denise:
Yeah, just wait till my agent sees what they did to my boob!

George:
I think I'm falling in like with you.

Allison:
I think you said that without a stutter.

George:
[laughs] I did.

Allison:
Hm-hmm.

George:
And you know what like leads to?

Allison:
What?

George:
Love.

Andrew:
I've touched your wonderful body, now I wanted to see it. All of it!

Phyllis:
How dare you even suggest such a thing? I am a nice jewish girl! My brother is a rabbi.

Andrew:
Yeah, well, it's not your brothers body I want to look at, it's yours!