The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Goofy goober:
[singing]: Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah, You're a goofy goober yeah, We've all goofy goobers yeah, Goofy goofy goofy goobers yeah!

Squidward:
Spongebob! You wankstain! I wish your mother didn't fail to eat you you f***ing twerp.

Spongebob:
"Yea same"

Patrick:
"Wheres my dick?"

Sandy:
"They don't call me cheeks for nothing"

Clay:
" Hey Mr Krabs, this is clay. The guy you sold the crown to. Neptunes Crown. Thanks again for selling me the crown. which i sold to someone in shell city lmao.

Phil:
"Chocolate!"

Goofy Goober PeaNUT:
"Im a single mum with two kids."

MR Krabs:
"Im screwed"

Patrick:
"Squidward Tentacles more like Squidward Testacles! lol

Default fish person:
"My leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Neptune:
My hair is thinning a bit...

SpongeBob:
Oh, your highness , I'm sure it's not that noticab-- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] --aaald! Bald! Bald!

Crowd of People:
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!

Fish:
[eyes sizzling] My eyes!

Neptune:
[puts the bag back on] All right, all right.

SpongeBob:
Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

Neptune:
You go to Shell City?! [eyes bulge out of his head; laughs maniacally; goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned!

SpongeBob:
Patrick, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!

Patrick:
I love being purple!

Neptune:
Be back with my crown, in exactly 10 days!

Patrick:
He can do it in 9!

Neptune:
8!

Patrick:
7!

Neptune:
6!

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs:
PATRICK! [tackle Patrick]

Neptune:
6 it is then! [Mr. Krabs chokes Patrick]

Patrick:
[gasps for air] 5?!

SpongeBob:
Patrick, shush!

Squidward:
Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

Squidward:
[Mr. Krabs has been frozen solid] Who turned on the A/C? [sees a frozen Mr. Krabs] Ahhh! Mr. Krabs! [knocks on Krabs 3 times] Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

Victor:
HEY! Who blew this bubble?! (to all his fellow thugs) You all know the rules!

Thugs:
(in unison) All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Victor:
That's right! So, who blew it?!

SpongeBob:
How are we going to get back to Bikini Bottom now?

David Hasselhoff:
I can take you there. [cuts to Hasselhoff running toward them]

SpongeBob:
Who are you?!

David:
I'm David Hasselhoff.

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Hooray!

SpongeBob:
Where's your boat?

David:
Boat? (laughs) [cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding on his back]

SpongeBob:
Go, Hasselhoff!

Patrick:
Next stop, Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob:
Oh, my gosh! Look, Patrick, Plankton's turned everybody in Bikini Bottom into slaves! Squidward...Sandy...Mrs. Puff... [gasps] Even Gary!

Gary:
Meow, Plankton!

SpongeBob:
[seemingly drunk on ice cream] This next song goes out to my best friends in the whole world, Patrick...and this big peanut guy! It's a little diddy called...

SpongeBob & Patrick:
WAIIIIIITERRRRRR!

Plankton:
His chaps are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something!

Karen:
[crowd surfing] WWOOOOOO, WHEEEEE!

Mindy:
[after making Spongebob and Patrick into "men"] Can you make it to Shell City!

SpongeBob & Patrick:
HECK YEAH!

Mindy:
Are men afraid of anything?

SpongeBob & Patrick:
HECK NO!

Mindy:
And why?

SpongeBob and Patrick:
BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]

Mindy:
[yelling down to them] I NEVER SAID THAT!

'Patrick:
[driving] Hey look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left]

SpongeBob:
Oh, boy! [runs out through boneyard to get ice cream]

Patrick:
[to skull on floor] How you doin'? [suddenly looks alarmed] Wait a minute... Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!!

SpongeBob:
Yeah?

Patrick:
...Make mine a chocolate!

SpongeBob:
What kind of old lady are you?! [a monstrous frogfish reveals itself from the ground] [SpongeBob screams and bites off old lady's arms, falls down]

Patrick:
[catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon] Did you get the ice cream?

[Frogfish roars]

SpongeBob:
STEP ON IT, PATRICK!

Patrick [doing a mocking voice]:
HI, I'M SPONGEBOB! I'M A LITTLE F*GGOT WHO DOESN'T HOW TO MICROWAVE CHEESE ONTO A PLATE OF F***ING CHIPS.