The Squeeze

Jim Naboth:
It's brandy. It's medicinal.

Teddy:
Bollocks!

Jim Naboth:
Teddy, I'm a Scotch drinker - you know that. I just have the occasional brandy when I'm not drinking.

Black Masseuse:
We do some lovely things here.

Jim Naboth:
Really? Like what?

Black Masseuse:
VIP. Topless. "Special Relief".

Jim Naboth:
"Special Relief" - now that sounds interesting. How much?

Black Masseuse:
To you, darling, six quid.

Jim Naboth:
Six quid? Cheaper to do it myself!

Jim Naboth:
Would you mind if I sit down Vic?

Vic:
Oh I don't know, you wiped your arse lately?

Taff:
I wouldn't have thought so, not by the state of his underpants!