The Star

[to her Oscar statuette]

Margaret Elliott:
Come on, Oscar, let's you and me get drunk!

Peggy Morgan:
Is it money? Do you want more from John?

Margaret Elliott:
More money? I never asked Johnny for money.

Peggy Morgan:
He's given you $2500 over the past two years.

Margaret Elliott:
Well, I gave gim $ 25.000 when I divorced him so he could marry you.

Margaret Elliott:
Haven't you ever cried because you're happy?

Gretchen:
No.

Margaret Elliott:
Well, you see, some people cry when they're happy and laugh when they're mad.

Margaret Elliott:
If you're a star you don't stop being a star.

Jim Johannson aka Barry Lester:
[while at the zoo, a seal is barking loudly] Listen to that seal!

Margaret Elliott:
Sounds like my brother-in-law!