The Starter Wife

Molly Kagan:
Of course I'm cranky, I haven't eaten in 12 years!

Molly Kagan:
I don't want your pity.

Lavender:
That works for me, 'cause I got $50,000 worth of student loans and my grandma and I're about to get evicted because of her dog.

Joan McAllister:
Lies are the lubricant of relationships - I've got a headache, your ass looks great in that, I'm still in rehab...

Joan McAllister:
My name is Joan and I am a b*tch.

Molly Kagan:
Hi, Joan.

Molly Kagan:
Do you have a boyfriend? Don't marry him. Find yourself first and then, only then, will you know if it's right.