The Stepmother 5: Her New Son

Tanya:
Oh, I've waited all day for this. It feels so good to be in your arms.

Dale:
Well, just imagine how good it's gonna be doing it as my wife.

Tanya:
Spring will be here before we know it, we've got our wedding, the remodeling will all be done on the house, and we can look forward to the rest of our lives. It's gonna be a dream come true.

Dale:
So, what avout you, Miss Princess? Feeling any morning sickness lately?

Seth:
That's a real great subject to bring up: morning sickness.

Cece:
No, it's not too bad. And once my first trimester is over, I think I'll be in the clear.

Tanya:
You've certainly gotten the glow.

Cece:
Really? I feel like I'm getting fat.

Seth:
No, babe. You look fine. You're not even showing yet.

Dale:
You're the perfect picture of health. I'm sure the baby's gonna be born absolutely beautiful.

Tanya:
Just do me a favor. Don't start with the grandma jokes yet.

Dale:
Wait a minute. Grandma jokes? You? No way. You are absolutely timeless and very beautiful.

Tanya:
[to Seth] See, honey? This is why I'm marrying this man.

Seth:
What if I left you for a younger woman?

Cece:
She'd have to be pretty damn young.

Seth:
No. I mean when you get older. Just when you think you made it, you know, your marriage has survived, your kids have grown up, and then, suddenly I leave you for some hot young blonde.

Cece:
Well, that would suck. But I hope I'd have the dignity to keep it to myself and not walk around bitter.