The Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn:
I love your accent.

Javelin:
American women all love accents.

Harley Quinn:
We do. 'Cause we don't got none!

Javelin:
What does T.D.K. stand for?

T.D.K.:
What?

Javelin:
Your name is T.D.K., correct?

T.D.K.:
Yeah.

Javelin:
And it stands for what?

T.D.K.:
It stands for me. It's what a name is.

Javelin:
Your name is letters?

Captain Boomerang:
All names are letters, d*ckhead.

Tyla Dubois:
F*** you! I can't believe you don't care that I stole, only that I got caught!

Bloodsport:
I don't only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as stupid as a f***ing TV watch!

Tyla Dubois:
It does other things too!!

Bloodsport:
To get me to lead your shite f***ing mission, you're gonna send my fourteen year-old daughter to prison?

Amanda Waller:
No. (pause) Your daughter is sixteen, DuBois. You're a real father of the year.

Amanda Waller:
Each member of your team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.

Bloodsport:
Are you having a laugh?

Amanda Waller:
What?

Bloodsport:
You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do!

Peacemaker:
But better.

Bloodsport:
I always hit my targets dead center.

Peacemaker:
I hit them more in the center.

Bloodsport:
Well, you can't hit something more in the center.

Peacemaker:
I use smaller bullets.

Bloodsport:
What?

Peacemaker:
They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides.

Amanda Waller:
Miss Cazo, will you be joining us?

Cleo / Ratcatcher 2:
(groans) I just woke up. I don't function well early in the morning.

Amanda Waller:
My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

Ratcatcher 2:
It's all right.

Amanda Waller:
(bangs on cell door) Get your ass out here!

Ratcatcher 2:
(groans and gets up)

Peacemaker:
(scoffs) Millenials.

Bloodsport:
(notices a rat on Ratcatcher's shoulder) Oh, no way. That's not coming with us.

Amanda Waller:
She controls rats.

Bloodsport:
I know, I caught that. It's a disgusting superpower!

Ratcatcher 2:
This is Sebastian. Say hello, Sebastian. (the rat offers it's paw)

Bloodsport:
I'm not shaking the rat's hand.

Amanda Waller:
(introducing Abner Krill) They call him the Polka-Dot Man.

Peacemaker:
(scoffs) Polka-Dot Man. What's he do, throw polka-dots at people? (Waller remains silent) He does. He throws polka-dots at people.

Peacemaker:
"Starfish" is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

Amanda Waller:
(deadpan) No.

Peacemaker:
(jotting in notebook) "No... connection".

Amanda Waller:
Nanaue?

Nanaue:
(pointing to his raised hand) Hand.

Amanda Waller:
Yes, that is your hand, Nanaue. Very good.

Bloodsport:
We're all gonna die.

Polka-Dot Man:
(turning to him) I hope so.

Bloodsport:
Oh, for f***'s sake...

Gaius Grieves:
Hey, what is this?! You slaughtered my staff!

Mateo Suarez:
They were loyal to the Herreras. Who are you loyal to, Thinker? They call you "Thinker", yes? All that sh*t in your face is to make your brain good?

Gaius Grieves:
(sarcastic) Yes, it makes my brain good.

Peacemaker:
You've gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?

Bloodsport:
This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head.

Nanaue:
(staring at pigeon) Bird.

Rick Flag:
Nanaue, stay off the comm!

Bloodsport:
Once we're clear, we blow the tits off that thing, and go home.

Gaius Grieves:
This is suicide.

Rick Flag:
Well, that's kind of our thing.

Bloodsport:
Are you Milton?

Milton:
(traumatized and crying) Si!

Peacemaker:
Goddamn it Nanaue, quit being a playbaby.

Nanaue:
(offers a lump of C4 he has shaped to look like...) Peacemaker.

Peacemaker:
...It's actually very nice. Just put it against the wall. It looks nothin' like me.

Ratcatcher 2:
I knew Sebastian sensed good in you for a reason.

Bloodsport:
Just keep that f***ing rat away from me.

Cleo:
Why rats, Papa?

Ratcatcher:
Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, my love. If they have purpose, so do we all.

Bloodsport:
Oh, that’s just a taste of what’s on that drive. I’ve uploaded it all to a secure server. Now, if you kill any one of us, or my daughter ever sees the inside of a prison, it goes public. If we all go free, it never has to see the light of day.

Amanda Waller:
I told you I’d make you a leader, DuBois. You got a deal.

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
I'm not joining your Suicide Squad. [Amanda Waller: We'll see.]

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
Tyla, I told you when I came here that any goodness I ever had in me had been wrung out bare by my old man. I also told you to go out there and do your own thing, and to stay far away from me or anyone like me, didn't I? So why are you here when you and I both know I have nothing good to offer you?

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
You're threatening my f***ing daughter!

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
We're all gonna die.

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
Oh, for f***'s sake.

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
We find out any information you've given us is false, you die.

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
F***.

Robert Dubois / Bloodsport:
It's your Mom!

Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn:
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to get a number two. [Rick Flag: Good to know.]

Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn:
Oh, my God! Is it a werewolf?

Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn:
I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and murder them. Killing kids? Kind of a red flag.

Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn:
We find out you have personalized license plates, you die.

Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn:
I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker:
Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection? [Amanda Waller: No.]

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker:
You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in d*cks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!" [Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?] Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker:
I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker:
(regarding his helmet) It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker:
[preparing to kill Ratcatcher 2] Sorry, kid.

Rick Flag:
Here's the deal, we fail the mission, you die.

Rick Flag:
Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, okay? He's a weasel! He's harmless. I mean... he's not harmless, he's killed twenty-seven children, but y'know... we got him to.. I think he's agreed to do this. Whatever the case, everyone get into position to drop.

Rick Flag:
Did anyone check on whether Weasel could swim?!

Rick Flag:
I didn't pick the damn team!

Rick Flag:
Nanaue, stay off the comm!

Rick Flag:
(last words) Peacemaker. What a joke.

Amanda Waller:
Robert DuBois. He's imprisoned for putting Superman in the ICU with a Kryptonite bullet.

Amanda Waller:
Nanaue's the strongest member of your team. You need him to get into Jotunheim.

Amanda Waller:
I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine. I'm protecting this country. You don't know half of what I would do.

Amanda Waller:
Are you in or out? Good. Let's meet your team.

Amanda Waller:
You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.

Amanda Waller:
[King Shark: Hand.] Yes, that is your hand. Very good.

Amanda Waller:
Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish.

George "Digger" Harkness / Captain Boomerang:
What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?

George "Digger" Harkness / Captain Boomerang:
All names are letters, d*ckhead!

George "Digger" Harkness / Captain Boomerang:
(last words) Strewth!

Nanaue / King Shark:
So smart, Me. Enjoy book so much.

Nanaue / King Shark:
Where go, Friends?

Nanaue / King Shark:
Nom nom?

Nanaue / King Shark:
Hand.

Nanaue / King Shark:
Bird.

Nanaue / King Shark:
New dumb friends!

Cleo Cazo / Ratcatcher 2:
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

Cleo Cazo / Ratcatcher 2:
If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.

Cleo Cazo / Ratcatcher 2:
[to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one. [Polka-Dot Man: I am.]

Cleo Cazo / Ratcatcher 2:
[Bloodsport: I'm gonna get you outta here alive.] I’m going to get you out of here alive.

Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man:
[Ratcather 2: I thought you were the crazy one.] I am.

Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man:
I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy.

Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man:
Aw, fizzle sticks.

Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man:
(last words) I'm a Superhero! I'm a motherfucking su-!

Dr. Gaius Grieves / The Thinker:
This is suicide. [Rick Flag: Well, that's kind of our thing.]

Dr. Gaius Grieves / The Thinker:
I call it Starro the Conqueror!

Dr. Gaius Grieves / The Thinker:
Let's just talk about this. I understand where you're coming from I crossed the line. Okay! I crossed the line! But I'm ready to change! I am ready to change! Please! I didn't mean to hurt you!

Starro The Conquerer:
Have you come to save me from that madman? Thirty years he's kept me here, torturing me.

Starro The Conquerer:
This City is Mine.

Starro The Conquerer:
(last words) I was happy... floating, staring at the stars.

Calendar Man:
Hey Polka-Dot Man! I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party! Ya f***in' p*ssy! (laughs maniacally)

Emilia Harcourt:
Oh, come the f*** on. Bloodsport's got a rat phobia.

Rick Flag:
THEY EXPERIMENTED ON CHILDREN!

Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man:
[on killing soldiers] I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them.