The Super Dave Superbowl of Knowledge

Super Dave Osborne:
Fuj, let me give you a piece of advice.

Fuji:
Yes?

Super Dave Osborne:
Next time you shoot a bullet at a metal object, be careful of the ricochet.

Fuji:
Oh?

Super Dave Osborne:
Do you know how close that bullet came to lodging in my knee?

Fuji:
No. How close?

Super Dave Osborne:
It's in my thigh.