The Sweeney

DI Jack Regan:
Have you got big bollocks? Have you? You got big f***ing nuts? Lets have a look at them.

DI Jack Regan:
We've gotta flop on that jug that Harry was talking about.

DC Nancy Lewis:
Don't give him a reason to look up your skirt.

DI Jack Regan:
As long as he ain't looking up your skirt.

DC George Carter:
If you're gonna tie the knot with someone make sure they're a 9 or a 3. A stunner or a complete shitter. If you fall in the middle you're f***ed mate. It's never gonna work.

DC George Carter:
He's either done all his beans and gone skint or an opportunity came his way and he simply just couldn't say no.

DC Nancy Lewis:
You look excited.

DI Jack Regan:
Sorry it's your tits.

DC Nancy Lewis:
They don't stick out as much as your belly.

DI Jack Regan:
What you saying? I gotta lose a bit of weight?

DC Nancy Lewis:
As long as you don't lose your charm as well.

DI Jack Regan:
I suppose I could lose a couple of kilos for you.

DC Nancy Lewis:
Oh I'm touched.

DI Jack Regan:
I wish I f***ing was.

DC Nancy Lewis:
You're about to be.

DI Jack Regan:
Yeah?

DC Nancy Lewis:
Yeah. Here we go. Oh! Eyes on the road!

[Carter chases an armed robber and, after grappling with him, slams him against a partition wall in an office. As the robber draws a knife, two arms suddenly punch through the wall and grab the robber by the neck. Cut to a shot of Regan on the other side of the wall]

DI Jack Regan:
[menacingly] We're the Sweeney, shithead. You're nicked!