The Thing About My Folks

[Two young girls walk by. Sam keeps staring after them, finally points at them]

Sam Kleinman:
Explain that to me.

Ben Kleinman:
What?

Sam Kleinman:
The holes in those jeans...

Ben Kleinman:
Uh-uh.

Sam Kleinman:
They're on purpose?

Ben Kleinman:
That's right.

Sam Kleinman:
It's not because she's poor, and can only afford ripped clothes?

Ben Kleinman:
That's correct, sir.

Sam Kleinman:
[takes this in] And she doesn't mind that we can see her ass peeking out like that?

Ben Kleinman:
No, she does not. In fact, I think she would be insulted if you didn't look.

Sam Kleinman:
The last thing I wanna do is insult her.