The Three Stooges Meet Hercules

Simon:
[the galley drummer collapses after swallowing some of Curly-Joe's calm-down pills]

Simon:
Philo!

Larry:
Hey, Moe's got pretty good rhythm, eh?

Larry:
I wonder where we are.

Schuyler Davis:
Maybe the sign will tell us.

[the sign is written entirely in Greek letters. Curly-Joe and Larry try to sound it out]

Larry:
[laughs] You know, I...

Moe:
I'll smash the first guy who says it's all Greek to me.

Larry:
[waves a thumb at Curly-Joe] Well, it's all Greek to him.

Curly Joe:
My calm down pills!

Schuyler Davis:
You know, these old Greek things certainly have lovely curves, haven't they?

Moe:
These young Greek things ain't bad, either!

Curly Joe:
But we're outnumbered.

Moe:
You're outbrained too, but we have to try anyhow.