The Trotsky

Leon:
They think this is recess? This is supposed to be a f***ing Revolution!

Alexandra Leith:
Did you tip off the press?

Leon:
I am the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky!

Leon:
Was that it?

Sarah Bronstein:
We had six hours notice, Leon.

Frank McGovern:
I don't think you need a lawyer.

Eli Bronstein:
How does it feel making your family the biggest laughingstock of the city?

Leon:
Half the city, Eli. The French don't care.

David Bronstein:
[Talking to Sarah] You're cheerleading? For what? For your brother being psychotic?

Leon:
It's not over.

Principal Berkhoff:
Oh I think we both know it is.

David Bronstein:
[Holds up a copy of Leon Trotsky's biography] You recognize this, Leon?

Leon:
[Last lines] You and I are gonna change the world!

Leon:
Are you my Stalin, Dwight?

Leon:
What the hell are you afraid of? Letting somebody love you?

Alexandra Leith:
No, Leon, I'm afraid of who will play me in the TV movie about us.

Alexandra Leith:
I know, we're gonna honeymoon soon, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the Nunavut.

Leon:
Hey, you're lucky, you only have to get banished someplace arctic once, I have to do it all over again with my second wife.

Alexandra Leith:
[shocked] Oh my god, what have I done.

Dwight:
What if I went straight to Berkoff and told him what you guys are planning?

Leon:
I held a press conference, Dwight. I'm pretty sure he already knows.

Frank McGovern:
He wants the school board commissioner to allow the kids to unionize and safe passage to Venezuela... that was a joke.