The Unholy Three

Rosie O'Grady:
[Both are laughing] Why, I... I don't know whether to laugh or cry. [She laughs again and so does he]

Professor Echo, aka Mrs. 'Grandma' O'Grady:
Well, why - why not do a little of both? You know the old gag. That's all there is to life. A little laughter... a little tear.

Hector:
Oh, Rosie...

Rosie O'Grady:
What?

Hector:
Well, I - I was just gonna say it's wonderful the way your grandmother can make those birds talk.

Rosie O'Grady:
Hector, she could make Coolidge talk.

Jeweller:
[Referring to one of the rubies] If that little rascal had swallowed it, we would have never recovered it.

Professor Echo, aka Mrs. 'Grandma' O'Grady:
Oh, I would have recovered it all right.

Arlington:
[to the jeweler] She means an emetic.

Jeweller:
[They both laugh] What a sense of humor!

Professor Echo, aka Mrs. 'Grandma' O'Grady:
[to the sideshow crowd] Well, friends, that's all there is to life - just a little laugh... a little tear.