The Vikings

Eric:
Let's not question our flesh for wanting to remain flesh.

Kitala:
Love and hate are two horns on the same goat.

Ragnar:
Look how he glares at me... If he wasn't fathered by the black ram in the full of the moon my name is not Ragnar.

Kitala:
[about Eric] You'll not kill him, but you throw him into the slop pool to be drowned and eaten by crabs.

Ragnar:
Then let the crabs be cursed by Odin. That's my decision.

Ragnar:
[introducing Lord Egbert to his son] This is Einar, my only son in wedlock. He's so vain of his beauty, he won't let a man's beard hide it. He scrapes his face like an Englishman.

Einar:
[about Eric] The sun will cross the sky a thousand times before he dies, and you'll wish a thousand times that you were dead.

Einar:
[to Ragnar on his return] I drink to your safe return in English ale. I wish that it were English blood.

Aella:
Thank you, Father Godwin... You are the watchdog of my fury.

Ragnar:
[to Einar] You see, the English are civilized.

Aella:
Hold out the hand that has defied me.

Egbert:
Lies will not sustain a tyrant.

Morgana:
I will not lift one finger to resist you.

Morgana:
I don't need traitors to plead my cause.

Einar:
All right, you can keep the slave... for as long as you live.

Ragnar:
[about Einar] What man ever had a finer son? Odin could have sired him, but I did!

Morgana:
This bodice is too tight, I'll have to stop.

Eric:
What's a bodice?

Einar:
Take your magic elsewhere, holy man!

Einar:
[to Lord Egbert] You stay here and draw maps. I will go and kidnap the girl.

Einar:
[to Ragnar] Oh, stop shouting. You sound like a moose giving birth to a hedgehog.

Eric:
Still afraid?

Morgana:
No. I'm worth much more alive than dead. Are you?

Eric:
I didn't steal you away just to give you to another man.

Morgana:
Do you know which of the oceans is the widest?

Eric:
The Poisoned Sea.

Morgana:
No. The ocean between a Christian and a heathen.

Eric:
[takes her hand] Our hands can reach across it as easily as that.

Einar:
[to Morgana] If I can't have your love, I'll take your hate.

Einar:
I want this slave alive. The sun will cross the sky a thousand times before he dies. [to Eric] And you'll wish a thousand times that you were dead.

Morgana:
If you touch me. I'll kill myself.

Einar:
There's a sword to do it with. Because I'm going to touch you. Come on! Kick! Bite! Scratch! Come on!

Morgana:
I will not lift one finger to resist you.

Einar:
She said she would kill herself if I touched her.

Ragnar:
Ah they all say that. What they mean is they'll kill themselves if you don't.

Einar:
Hail Ragnar!... And hail Ragnar's beard! [grabs Ragnars beard]

Aella:
Let us proceed to the kennels... The royal pets are hungry!

Morgana:
[Begging Aella for Erik's life] I will keep my pledge to you... don't kill him.

Aella:
In that case, nothing could distress me more than for you to think me cruel.

Morgana:
Then let him go.

Aella:
[to Father Godwin] But if a common slave can rob me of a queen, then defeat an enemy too cunning for a whole nation to defeat, the day will come when he will be a deadlier enemy to England than Ragnar ever was. With or without God's sanction I tell you as your king this cannot be!

Father Godwin:
Your Majesty, I would ask you to bear in mind that I made good your promise in the name of Holy Mother Church!