The Water Babies

Tom:
[running back and forth on the roof] Me brush! Where's me brush! I'll get clouted if I can't find me brush!

Tom:
[walks over to Mr. Grimes who is drunk on the donkey] Where's this then Mr. Grimes?

Mr. Grimes:
[slurred] "Where's this then?" China! Where does tha think? Yorkshire! Can't tha see it's Yorkshire?

Tom:
I know it's Yorkshire, Mr. Grimes!

Mr. Grimes:
Well then. [donkey brays]

Tom:
I never seen it clean before.

Mr. Grimes:
We're in the country!

Tom:
Oh, is that what they call it? Lovely, innit Mr.Grimes? [looks around]

Mrs. Tripp:
[Upon answering the door, Mrs. Tripp looks at Tom, before turning her gaze to Mr. Grimes] [to Mr. Grimes] What a disgusting, filthy disgrace to humanity you are!

Mr. Grimes:
[looking puzzled and slurring] I'm Crimes.

Mrs. Tripp:
You're drunk, sir.

Mr. Grimes:
Nevertheless, I'm Crimes [cannot say Grimes as he is still drunk]

Masterman:
[giggles]

Mr. Grimes:
[looking at Masterman, then to Mrs. Tripp] Well, does tha want the chimneys swept or does tha not want the chimneys swept?

Mrs. Tripp:
Mmm... [nods head towards door] Come in. [Towards Tom, who had begun to pick up Toby] And you can leave that thing outside for a start.

Masterman:
[grabbing Tobys lead] Come here. Mr Grimes... [passing Mr. Grimes his sweeps] There's your bags.

Mrs. Tripp:
Now then. Listen to me, all of you. I've dust sheeted all the rooms where there's chimneys to be swept. You've brought plenty of soot bags, I see?

Mr. Grimes:
Yeah.

Mrs. Tripp:
Well use them! Because I warn you, one speck of soot in any of those rooms... and not a penny piece will you get from me.

Masterman:
[salutes to Mrs. Tripp] Yes, Ma'am.

Mrs. Tripp:
Well come on, get on with it then!

Tom:
[after climbing up the chimney and seeing a LOT of chimneys] Cor... blimey [echoes]

Tom:
[Whilst the fish are singing "Try a little harder"] Getting the 'ang! I'm getting the 'ang!

[crashes off screen]

Tom:
No I ain't.

Lady Harriet:
[rather confused] Stop thief... someone has pinched me silver.

[Toms sweep falls into fireplace from above]

[His hat soon follows]

Tom:
[falling] Aaargh!

[a lot of soot falls on Tom]

[He looks around]

Tom:
[noticing the soot] Urgh...

Elly:
[When Ellie first meets Tom] Aren't you frightened of being in the dark?

Tom:
Sometimes... but I'm more afraid or Mr. Grimes.

Elly:
Mr. Grimes?

Tom:
Clouts me.

Elly:
Clouts you?

Tom:
Hits me... regularly... 'cross the ear 'ole.

Elly:
Why don't you tell your parents?

Tom:
Me what?

Elly:
Your Mother and Father.

Tom:
Ain't got no mum or dad.

Tom:
[to the Polar Bear] I demand to see the kraken!

The Polar Bear:
[laughing to the walrus about Tom's demand] He said 'demand.'

The Kraken:
[as his sphere drifts away from Tom] I shall be watching you, boy! I shall be watching! I shall be...

Mr. Grimes:
[Tom recalls Grimes' accusation before jumping into the river] The boy's a thief!

Sir John:
[aiming a rifle at Grimes and Masterman] Stay *exactly* where you are!

Tom:
Me brush! Where's me brush! I'll get clouted if I can't find me brush!

Killer Shark:
Right into our trap.

Eel:
Right into it.

Killer Shark:
Rather tragic when you think about it.

Eel:
Very.

Killer Shark:
[laughs]

Eel:
Why are you laughing?

Killer Shark:
I'm thinking about it.