The Wild Man of the Navidad

Cafe' Loiterer #1:
You kill the deer, we drink the beer.

Earl Smith:
Half the people in town are nitwits now... you take that in there, they're all gonna be brain dead.

Melvin Pennell:
Stick your finger in that, boy.

Kevin Pennell:
It's wet, daddy.

Melvin Pennell:
That's what they call pear p*ssy. Pear p*ssy, boy.

Boss Man Jack Clem:
Well, we'd be eatin' Bigfoot steaks by now if you hurry up and kill that big hairy monster runnin' around out there at Dale's place.

Karl Crabtree:
I got a tube steak for you.

Boss Man Jack Clem:
Yeah, looks more like a vienna sausage to me.

Karl Crabtree:
See! I told you! That wasn't no bear I shot at. I ain't crazy. It was some sort of wild, crazy man out there. Some... half breed.