The Wog Boy

Raelene Beagle-Thorpe:
What the hell are you doing?

Steve Karamitsis:
Woah baby! Hey, give people some warning before you stick that face out in public.

Raelene Beagle-Thorpe:
Do you know who I am?

Steve Karamitsis:
[noticing the smeared lipstick] Mrs Ronald McDonald?

Raelene Beagle-Thorpe:
I'm the Minister for employment. You little worm!

Steve Karamitsis:
Oh really? Well on behalf of myself and the other 799,000 unemployed in this country, you're doing a great f***ing job.

Steve Karamitsis:
[after being pulled over by the police] How ya goin' alright?

Bazza:
Please exit the vehicle making sure to keep yourself between the vehicle and ourselves at all times, and keeping your hands in full view.

Steve Karamitsis:
Sorry mate, what did you say?

Shazza:
Get out of the car.

Steve Karamitsis:
[gets out of the car] Hey I wasn't speeding or anything was I?

Bazza:
No, but may I inquire as to your intended destination at this untimely hour?

Steve Karamitsis:
Sorry?

Shazza:
Where ya going so early in the morning?

Steve Karamitsis:
Oh, I'm just off to church.

Shazza:
Yeah right, you're an altar boy.

Steve Karamitsis:
Nah, I'm actually on the dole. I just do favours for people.

Bazza:
Your vehicle appears disproportionately well maintained for a person of your fiduciary capacity.

Steve Karamitsis:
[looks at the second police officer]

Shazza:
Nice car for a dole bludger.