The Woman in Red

Joe:
Do you believe this man asking whether my Theresa would fool around?

Buddy:
I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with YOU.

Charlotte:
Now listen here, teddy bear. Four weeks ago, you were a cute, available, old-fashioned guy who liked horse riding. In a month you got married, you had two daughters and you can't ride a horse to save your life!

Teddy Pierce:
What was I thinking. I have kids, a wife and a good marriage. And to think I could have wrecked it and for what?

[looking over at the ground from a towering height and about to jump off]

Teddy Pierce:
Take a look at those legs. Say she is kind of cute though. Ok knock it off! I learned my lesson and I will never do it again.

[contemplating while falling down a building noticing a good- looking blonde woman]

Didi Pierce:
[referring to Teddy's friend, Joe, who has been cheating on his wife] Do you know what he did to Theresa, right in front of me?

Teddy Pierce:
[Shakes his head]

Didi Pierce:
He had his secretary call him and tell him he had work to do at the office.

Teddy Pierce:
[laughing nervously, knowing he's about to pull the same trick] You mean that old trick still works?

Didi Pierce:
[shaking her head in disbelief] Not anymore!

[Didi takes a gun out of her dresser drawer. It goes off accidentally in the process, making for an understandably panicked Teddy]

Teddy Pierce:
Do you realize you could have shot me?

Didi Pierce:
I would never do that... not without good reason!

Charlotte:
[to Teddy] Should we break the ice here or in bed?