The Woodsman

Walter:
Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked.

Carlos:
[throws him a can of beer] Boy, you still think fast!

Walter:
You don't need to think fast to handle a beer.

Vickie:
So, are you gonna tell me your dark secret?

Walter:
Why do you wanna know?

Vickie:
Don't you think I should know before we have sex?

Walter:
[looks at her]

Vickie:
I don't like to waste time.

Vickie:
So, what did you do?

Walter:
I molested little girls.

Vickie:
[laughs in disbelief]

Walter:
12 years in prison is no joke.

Sgt. Lucas:
Have you ever seen a seven year old... sodomized in half?

Sgt. Lucas:
Do you believe in Fairy Tales?

Walter:
Fairy Tales?

Sgt. Lucas:
Yeah, like Alice in Wonderland.

Walter:
No.

Sgt. Lucas:
Yeah, yeah, me neither. What's that one with the Woodsman?

Walter:
Woodsman?

Sgt. Lucas:
Yeah, with the ax?

Walter:
I don't know.

Sgt. Lucas:
Yeah, you know it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach and the little girl come out alive...

Walter:
Little Red Riding Hood.

Sgt. Lucas:
Little Red Riding Hood! That's it! That's it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach, the girl comes out without a scratch... You ever see a seven-year-old sodomized in half? She was so small, just broken. I saw 20-year vets on that job. Hard guys, they just broke down and cried. I was there, I cried... There ain't no f***ing woodsman in this world.

Walter:
What can I do for you Sergeant Lucas?

Sgt. Lucas:
Oh, you can listen to my stories about Jesus.

Walter:
[Repeated line] When will I be normal?

Carlos:
Sometimes when I walk down the street and I pass a sexy-looking woman she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. Hey, I see a pretty lady, I look. That's the price of beauty, my friend.

Walter:
They think I'm crazy.

Rosen:
Do you think you're crazy?

Walter:
You know, talking to you is like riding on a f***ing merry-go-round.

Rosen:
That's a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles, we find things we missed the first time around.