The Young and the Restless

Sally McGuire Roulland:
[the first line of dialogue ever spoken on the show] [half to herself] Kind of a drag, huh? Stuck in a place like Genoa City... God, I feel so restless.

[Damon hears that Michael is interested in Victoria]

Damon Porter:
Well, I'll be damned.

Michael Baldwin:
I'm sure you will be.

Mackenzie:
What does this mean - "wedding vows"?

J.T.:
Oh, Brittany wants me to help her write hers.

Mackenzie:
She wants you to help her?

J.T.:
Yeah, don't start, all right? Give it back. Come on.

Mackenzie:
I'm surprised they're writing their own.

J.T.:
What, you didn't think that Bobby knew how to read or write?

Mackenzie:
That's mean.

J.T.:
Yeah, it's not far from the truth. But don't worry, I'm sure he'll hire whoever writes those flyers for the strip club. It'll be, like, the raunchiest vows ever, and I'm sure the minister will probably pass out.

Brittany:
That's better. So what are you doin' here?

Bobby:
Come on, I need an excuse? I came down to see your gorgeous face. It's been, like, 12 hours.

Brittany:
You're so sweet.

Bobby:
Your roommates home?

Brittany:
No, Mac's at school, and J.T.'s off rediscovering his manhood.

Bobby:
He's doing what?

[to Michael]

Noah Newman:
Can You help me with my stocking?

Victor Newman:
[Victor and Nikki are fighting over her job offer from Jack] Victor, I don't have time to argue with you! I have a job to go to!

Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2:
I don't care about your damn job! How can you even consider working for Jack Abbott?

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[Ashley has just announced her engagement to Blade] I don't know what I think about having a brother-in-law named after a kitchen utensil.

Victoria Nicole Newman #4:
[they are all standing in the Abbott's living room] Michael, what are you doing here?

Michael Baldwin:
Oh, didn't Jack tell you?

Victoria Nicole Newman #4:
Tell me what?

Michael Baldwin:
Well, see, my mother came to town and married Jack's father so we's kin now...

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
Please, I just ate.

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[Jill has been whining about something] You know, Jill, if whining and complaining was an Olympic sport, you'd already have several gold medals.

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[the Abbott's are having breakfast together] Gee, Gloria you sure are in a chipper mood today.

Gloria Fisher Abbott #2:
Well, I actually have some good news that I'm very excited about but I don't know if you'd all be interested...

Ashley Abbott Carlton:
Good news is in short supply these days. What's your news?

John Abbott #2:
Ashley's right, What's your news, Gloria?

Gloria Fisher Abbott #2:
Ok, then, the news is that my son is engaged to marry Lauren Fenmore and I just couldn't be any more thrilled. There, that's it. [John, Jack, Phyllis and Ashley all sit and stare at Gloria in silence] Well, aren't you all going to say anything?

Lauren Fenmore:
[Jack has just expressed his disgust at Lauren's upcoming marriage to Michael] Look, I want you to be at the wedding, but I also want you to bring your good manners as a date.

Bobby:
[Jack is sitting at the AC bar] Hey, Mr. Abbott, you know the Newman's, right?

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[he takes a long sip of his drink] Intimately.

Phyllis Summers [#1]:
[Hearing Jack's plan to have Christine provide legal help to Jabot] Ah, 'The Bug' to the rescue again.

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
I wanted to thank you, Victor. When you fired Phyllis, that freed her up to come to work as Vice-President for Web Design and Marketing for Jabot.

Victor Newman:
Jack Abbott, you are incorrigible.

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[smirking] You bet.

Katherine Chancellor Sterling:
[about Jill] I don't relish coming home and finding this monster is breathing the air that I have to breathe.

Katherine Chancellor Sterling:
[to Jill] Go and play in the traffic!

Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2:
[after slapping him] Who the hell do you think you are?

Jed Sanders:
A guy who just got slapped pretty damn hard.

Lauren Fenmore:
It is taking everything inside of me not to scratch your eyes out!

Sheila Carter:
Well make no mistake the feeling is mutual.

Nikki Reed Foster Bancroft DiSalvo Newman Abbott Newman #2:
How dare you? I have far more right to be at Jabot than you do. I put up thirty-five million dollars to get into this company! You slept your way in!

Jill Foster Abbott #4:
You slept your way into the thirty-five million!

Diane Jenkins:
[to Nikki] Well you've heard of the old expression, haven't you? "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt," Nik.

Phyllis Summers [#1]:
[to Jack Abbott Jr] You've always thought of Victor Newman as Darth Vader, when did you decide to go to the Dark Side?

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[to Phyllis] What is your problem? Are you allergic to success?

John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2:
[to Victor] You want a chair? Have a seat on me. [throws Victor's chair out of the window]

Jill Abbott Fenmore:
Katherine... Do you want me to help you up the stairs?

Katherine Chancellor Murphy:
I believe I can manage. Thank you, though. Good night.

Jill Abbott Fenmore:
Good night.

Jill Foster Abbott #4:
Tell me Katherine, why don't you just go and die? I guess you're waiting for the government to find a safe place for your liver!

Jill Foster Abbott #4:
Why I'm so sorry... oh look at you all, you're acting like I'm mistreating some helpless old woman. Well that's because you don't know the facts, the fact is that this house that we are standing in is mine! Phillip died married to me! He died loving me! Alright, he loved her once, he did, but by the time I came into their lives she was a monster, he couldn't stand to be in the same room with her! She was a fallen down drunk and she wreaked of booze and her tongue would rip your head off. I gave him something that that man hadn't had in years, I gave him love, I gave him somebody to talk to and a little attention and yes, sex. Good, healthy sex with a sober, sweet smelling woman and it drove you so mad with jealousy that you killed him! Did you know that? Did you know that she killed Phillip by driving him off a cliff while she was drunk? Go on Katherine, tell us some more about your glorious times in this house with Phillip!

Katherine Chancellor Sterling:
This has really got to stop Jill!

Jill Foster Abbott #4:
It will stop! As soon as this house and these ground are mine as Phillip wanted them to be!

Katherine Chancellor Sterling:
Oh you are dreaming, oh God you are...

Jill Foster Abbott #4:
No I'm not! I have the evidence in black and white that Phillip wanted me to have this house! Look I'm sorry about this party, I couldn't think of any other way to do this.

Christine 'Cricket' Blair Romalotti Williams:
You handled this exactly the way you wanted to.

Jill Foster Abbott #4:
Yes, because I have lived for over twenty years feeling dead inside because the only man who ever really loved me was taken away from me! Yes I wanted to hurt Katherine! She killed my Phillip! Woman, you took what was mine and I am taking it back!

Mackenzie Browning:
Brittany, will you please use your head for once?

Mackenzie Browning:
You know, you can try to explain yourself all you want, but you're not off the hook for what happened that night. Your stupid, immature behavior almost cost Billy his life, and now you wanna risk that happening again just so that you can go to some party? That's pathetic, Brittany! You're a spoiled, little brat. And as long as you get what you want, the rest of the world can just go to hell, huh?

Mackenzie Browning:
Why, you self-righteous, hypocritical little b*tch!

Brittany Hodges:
You're calling me self-righteous? Well, excuse me, Sister Mary Mackenzie. But you wrote the book on holier-than-thou.

Nicholas Newman #3:
[wedding vows]... I have loved every moment, right up to falling madly in love with you all over again right here in this bar. I will trust you, I will respect with you, I'll laugh with you, I'll cry with you, and I will love you faithfully through good times and bad. There is no one I would rather spend my life with, and I am honored to take you as my wife. We made it. And I cannot wait to share my life with you, from this day forward, as long as we both shall live.

Phyllis Summers [#1]:
My turn? Ok, um, Nicholas, you're my best friend, and you're my confidante, and the love of my life. You've given me so much, starting with our daughter, and for that I am eternally grateful. I promise to share everything with you, and I knew when I first fell for you, it would be true love - ridiculous, all-consuming, unconventional, inconvenient love. The kind of love I've never had, and the kind of love that people wish for their entire lives. I promise to always love you. I promise to cherish you and honor you all the days of my life.

[first lines]

Victor Newman:
[on the phone]... where the Art Institute was thinking of acquiring one of Phillipe Chanderot's works. I don't think they're up to the standard... No. I honestly don't. I'll get back to you later. Thank you.

[to Michael]

Victor Newman:
Where's Sabrina? She's supposed - supposed to be home by now. What's the matter?

Michael Baldwin:
Uh, a friend of mine on the police force just called. Uh, one of the limos was in an accident.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
[to Sabrina] I won't let anything happen to you.

[first lines]

Katherine Chancellor:
Oh, Victor, Victor, Victor. Ah, friend.

Victor Newman:
We're arranging for the best possible care.

Katherine Chancellor:
We're all praying for her.

Victor Newman:
She'll pull through. She has to.

Katherine Chancellor:
The baby?... Ah, dear God. I'm so sorry. I know how much that child meant to you both.

Michael Baldwin:
There are some things even Victor Newman can't control.

Nicholas Newman:
If anyone can convince God to save Sabrina, it's that man in there.

[last lines]

Michael Baldwin:
This is cruel. You're just giving that man false hope.

Nicholas Newman:
Right now, hope is all he has.

[first lines]

Amber Moore:
Mm, black with sugar, just the way you like it.

Daniel Romalotti:
Thanks... What?

Amber Moore:
Nothing.

Daniel Romalotti:
I mean, why are you looking at me?

Amber Moore:
Oh, sorry. I'm just really happy to have you back.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
She didn't lose the baby. The baby was taken from her. And I'll find the person responsible.

[first lines]

Amber Moore:
You're kidding, right? You're - you're kidding about us just going back to being friends. It's a kind of a throwback to when we would have lots of sex and say it didn't mean anything. You're joking.

Daniel Romalotti:
I wouldn't do that to you.

Nikki Newman:
[to Jill] If knowing that I'm suffering gives you peace, you'll sleep very well tonight.

[last lines]

Nikki Newman:
[to her horse] Oh, my baby. Oh, my baby. I love you. I love you.

[first lines]

Sharon Abbott:
[answering the phone] Sharon Abbott.

Jack Abbott:
[on the phone with someone else] I hear there's not a copy of Restless Style to be had on the east coast.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
I hope you will forgive me for these terrible thoughts, but I'm going to find whoever is responsible for this. It's that miserable human being, David Chow. And Nikki who brought that man into our lives. I will not forgive her. I'm so filled with anger right now. Because they have taken you and taken our baby from me. I will not fail you. I will get them.

[first lines]

Sharon Abbott:
Okay, it's the latest tally of Restless Style, and the last issue... exceeded our expectations.

Jack Abbott:
By how much?

Sharon Abbott:
What's really in there, Jack?

Jack Abbott:
In where?

Sharon Abbott:
Inside of you.

Jack Abbott:
The normal liver, kidneys, spleen, mile of intestines, I guess.

Sharon Abbott:
No heart?

Jack Abbott:
You're wondering whether I have a heart? This from the woman I'm sharing my life with?

Sharon Abbott:
Just asking.

Victor Newman:
[to Nikki] And now she's gone. They're taking her to the basement, to a cold and sterile morgue. They'll put a tag on her toe and then stick her in a drawer. I only wish they would stick you in that drawer.

[last lines]

Nikki Newman:
"Grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

[first lines]

Jana Hawkes:
[on the phone] How many lilies do you have? Look, could you just please check with the other shops? Yeah. The funeral is tomorrow. Okay, thank you. Please find me at this number, okay?

[last lines]

Paul Williams:
Looks like a class ring.

Adam Wilson:
It's from Harvard. It's Skye's.

[first lines]

J.T. Hellstrom:
I just read that Sabrina's friends from all over the world are flying in to pay their respects.

[last lines]

Ana Hamilton:
[singing] It finds an echo in my soul. How can I keep from singing?

Chloe Mitchell:
Look at these baby clothes! I'm going to have so much fun styling my kid.

[first lines]

Michael Baldwin:
Where are you, Lowell Baldwin? Who are you? What have you been doing with your life besides blowing up banks and sleeping with students?

Chloe Mitchell:
You know, honestly, I did not plan on being a walking incubator, but I'm going to give the best to this little larva. I think I'm gonna be a really good mom.

Katherine Chancellor:
Well, all larva deserve no less.

Jana Hawkes:
Okay, ladies, ladies, your answer to this question determines what kind of goddess you are. Are you ready? All right. "What would you do if you had a billion dollars?"...

Katherine Chancellor:
I think I already have a billion dollars.

[last lines]

Daniel Romalotti:
[to a sleeping Amber] Spare key. Amber, good. I'm glad you're here. I wanted to talk to you. You know, life without you, it's just... it's not as much fun.

[first lines]

Neil:
Have you seen my briefcase anywhere?

Tyra:
Uh, yeah, it's behind the counter.

Leilani:
Cell phones are forbidden anywhere in the ashram. If you look out that way, you'll see a low mountain. Hike to the top. I'm told you'll get excellent reception there.

Leilani:
The other rule is everyone must take off their shoes....

Gloria:
Uh, you know, these are very expensive shoes.

Leilani:
Well, they'll be safe over there.

Daniel:
You know, I've been told that what may not be good for the soles is good for the soul.

Jana:
Our wedding tonight is going to be absolutely blissful.

Kevin:
And totally absurd.

Jana:
I can't bloody wait.

Michael Baldwin:
[to Kevin] If I had to be born into a family of lunatics, I am very glad that you are one of them.

[last lines]

Lowell:
Welcome, Kevin, Jana, family and friends, as we bear witness to the union of two souls.

Gloria:
Lowell.

Jeff:
Your ex?

Michael:
[whispers] Lowell.

[first lines]

Michael Baldwin:
This is... my father?

[last lines]

Colleen Carlton:
Yeah, looks like it's just us, huh? I am glad that I came.

Daniel Romalotti:
Me, too.

Colleen Carlton:
Sorry. Mistake.

Daniel Romalotti:
No. No mistake.

[closing teaser]

Announcer:
Next on "The Young and the Restless."

Jana Hawkes:
Amber took an early flight.

Daniel Romalotti:
What did she take an early flight for?

Jana Hawkes:
She saw you and Colleen last night.

Nicholas Newman:
I'm glad to see you taking Dad's disappearance so well.

Nikki Newman:
I was just in Mexico for that charade of a wedding. I am coming with you to find Victor.

River:
You are now husband and wife. And you may kiss each other, if that is the path you choose to take.

Jill Abbott:
[to Chloe] Do you know what I see when I look at you? I see me. Honey, you did what you had to do to get the brass ring, or in this case, sapphire with diamonds. The hell of it is, I can't stop you, 'cause nobody could've stopped me.

Kevin Fisher:
I didn't know Fate had such a sick sense of humor.

Michael Baldwin:
I have a son. His name is Fenmore. He couldn't come to the wedding because he has an ear infection, and I can't call him because I can't get a damn signal in this godforsaken place. So when I'm not thinking about you, I am worried sick about him, and wondering how it's possible that you were never worried sick about me. How you never called. Did you ever write? Did you ever think about me? Ever? At all?

River:
Maybe it's our karma to always hate each other.

Chloe Mitchell:
Oh, hi, future mom-in-law. I'm moving in...

Jill Abbott:
You ever call me "mom-in-law" again, I'll break your neck.

[first lines]

Colleen:
Is that it? Do we have everything?

Daniel Romalotti:
Uh, yeah, I think so.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
Yes, for you. It's my pleasure.

Little Girl:
Gracias.

[first lines]

Mexican Bartender:
Here's your coffee.

Victor Newman:
Thank you. Hold on. Thank you for making arrangements for the boat.

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
[on the phone] Okay, Mom, I found out that you and Paul may be in some serious danger. Hello? Mom? Hello? Come on.

[first lines]

Chloe Mitchell:
Hey, Rembrandt.

Daniel Romalotti:
Whatcha want, Chloe?

Chloe Mitchell:
Look, this model has got way too much cleavage.

Daniel Romalotti:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

[last lines]

Jack Abbott:
Well, that's great. I think this is gonna be a terrific issue.

Phyllis Abbott:
Oh, it's gonna be super duper. It's going to be my favorite one to date.

[first lines]

Paul Williams:
Ah. It's letting up a little bit.

Nikki Newman:
Not enough.

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
What about dad? What happened-- what happened to dad?

Nikki Newman:
He's presumed dead. Dear God.

[first lines]

Cane Ashby:
Hey.

Lily Winters:
Hey.

Cane Ashby:
Hey, how you doin'?

Lily Winters:
Good. How are you?

Cane Ashby:
Good.

Lily Winters:
How's Chloe?

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
Brad, what are you doing here?

[first lines]

Nick Newman:
I asked you a question. What are you doing here?

Brad Carlton:
This is a private conversation, Nick.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
Hello? Hello?

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Hello. Why - why are you answering my husband's phone?

Sharon Abbott:
Because he went out to see if the car is here yet. We're on our way home.

Ashley Abbott:
[to Victor] I don't understand how you can buy a million dollar horse for one child and send another child to prison.

Noah Newman:
Whoa! That horse cost $1.4 million?

Abby Carlton:
Yeah, Victor went for the gold.

Eden Gerick:
Do you know how many people that could feed?

Abby Carlton:
My horse?

[first lines]

Lauren Fenmore Baldwin:
Katherine Chancellor lives here?

Michael Baldwin:
Well, Kevin thinks she does.

Ethan 'Cane' Ashby:
Did you see the Katharine Hepburn-Spencer Tracy marathon the other night? It was on. It made me think about you.

Lily Winters:
I wondered if you were watching.

Ethan 'Cane' Ashby:
You saw it?

Lily Winters:
Yes, are you kidding me? "Pat and Mike" was fantastic.

Ethan 'Cane' Ashby:
It's hilarious.

Lily Winters:
Yeah, well, the crazy part was they weren't even playing a couple, but you could just still feel that pull between them.

Ethan 'Cane' Ashby:
Yeah, I know.

Lily Winters:
I can't even imagine how it was behind the scenes, you know, trying to hide that big love.

Ethan 'Cane' Ashby:
Yeah, and Tracy stayed with his wife, but, you know, he and Hepburn couldn't hide how they really felt.

Lily Winters:
Yeah.

Ethan 'Cane' Ashby:
Yeah.

[last lines]

Brad Carlton:
You'll blow it. It's what you do best.

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Big mistake taking me on, Brad. A mistake you'll regret.

[first lines]

Gloria Bardwell:
Do you know how many cinder blocks there are in my cell?

[last lines]

Michael Baldwin:
Well, Lowell, wherever you are, I hope to God you stay there. I never wanna see your lying face again.

[first lines]

Cane Ashby:
So I filled the accountant position.

Jill Foster Abbott:
Good, good. I also heard that you've been interviewing for the R&D slot.

[last lines]

Katherine Chancellor:
My God. My God. My God. Oh, dear God in heaven, it's Amber. Thank you, God. Thank you. Thank you.

[first lines]

Esther Valentine:
Oh, you're still here.

Jill Foster Abbott:
Now what are you doing?

Esther Valentine:
I'm gonna paint my toenails. You never know when you're gonna be playing footsie with someone.

Jill Foster Abbott:
Kill me now.

Jill Foster Abbott:
Stop being such a ditzy schoolgirl, Esther. Why do you think he's dating you, 'cause you're such a catch?

Roger Wilkes:
Nobody speaks to my lady that way.

Jill Foster Abbott:
"My lady"? How '70s. And you're still fired.

Roger Wilkes:
Just like that, I'm out of a job?

Esther Valentine:
You don't need a job. I'm loaded. Let's go.

[last lines]

Amber Moore:
Well, that ring is the key to everything. We just gotta get it back. Don't worry about it, Mrs. C. This is all gonna work out. I can - I can feel it.

[first lines]

Katherine Chancellor:
Dear God in heaven, isn't that something? I was wearing the proof of who I am on my finger and didn't even know it.

Amber Moore:
I'm very sleuthy.

Kevin Fisher:
[mocking Daniel's portrait] Do girls really find guyliner hot?

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
So we should wait here.

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Yeah, we could wait here. Or we can go?

Nicholas Newman:
No, we can't.

[first lines]

Victoria Newman:
Dad? I heard you moved up this quarter's board meeting.

[last lines]

Paul Williams:
Then this woman will be found out. She will be prosecuted. And she'll be put in jail where she belongs. Either way, don't you wanna find out for sure?

Nikki:
All right, I'll do it for you. But only for you. This is the last time I'm gonna see that impostor.

[first lines]

Jack Abbott:
Gloria.

Gloria Bardwell:
Guard!

[last lines]

Brad Carlton:
Well, you know what? The difference between you and me is that I've learned my lesson. It's about time you learned yours.

[first lines]

Kevin Fisher:
Well, I don't see him, but he obviously hears us.

[last lines]

Jill Foster Abbott:
Okay. I will find a way to make this work. I accept your terms.

Victor Newman:
I thought you would.

[first lines]

Nicholas Newman:
Can you messenger the proofs directly to the printer?

Cane Ashby:
And before you know it, you'll be a top-level mix-tress.

Lily Winters:
"Mix-tress"? Really? Is that even a word?

Cane Ashby:
It is now.

[last lines]

Det. Gil Wallace:
You two want to play games with me, go ahead. Meantime, I'm gonna continue to collect evidence, and the next time you see me, we'll be talking downtown.

[first lines]

Victor Newman:
Have you spoken with Legal?

Gem Dealer:
My God! Mrs. Chancellor, I... I... I thought you were...

Katherine Chancellor:
Six feet under?

Michael Baldwin:
Like Mark Twain, the rumors of her demise have been greatly exaggerated.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
Brad.

Brad Carlton:
Hi, Sharon.

[first lines]

Noah Newman:
Are you sure this is the right place? Where is everyone?

Eden Gerick:
It's a party, Noah. No one actually shows up at 8:00 on the dot.

[last lines]

Noah Newman:
Eden, stay back! The ice is cracking! Don't come out here, okay?

Eden Gerick:
Noah! Noah!

Noah Newman:
Stay back!

[first lines]

Sharon Abbott:
[voice over] Dear Nicholas, I've spent the past couple of days alone with four walls and only my thoughts. I've run back my life like a movie, and tried to just watch. To look at it, and see if I can understand how I've ended up here. I decided I have to face the truth, unblinking, no matter how difficult that is. Now I'm writing to you, because I couldn't keep this to myself anymore.

[last lines]

Ashley Abbott:
Yeah, Brad, where are you?

[first lines]

Victoria Newman Hellstrom:
Hey, J.T., I thought you said you were gonna help me put the kids to bed.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
I'm not gonna make it through this night.

Nicholas Newman:
Yes, you will. We'll get through it together.

[first lines]

Jack Abbott:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, easy. Ea-easy. Hey, Noah. Noah.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
Is... is that, um...

Nicholas Newman:
Your letter to me? Yeah.

[first lines]

Sharon Abbott:
[voice-over] Maybe if we could've grieved Cassie together, it would've been different. I still can't accept this is where we are. So much has changed. I think I've finally grown up. But even now, there is one constant that defines my life. I'm the girl who fell in love with you. And all these years later, I'm still in love with you, Nicholas. I know this is unfair as hell, but if I don't tell you, I'll regret it for the rest of my days, and always wonder if there was any chance that you and I could be together again.

Katherine Chancellor:
I have to choose the other life. My real life. Even if it turns out to be hell on earth.

[last lines]

Victoria Newman Hellstrom:
Well, if he pulled you out, where is he?

[first lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Hey. How's he doing?

Jack Abbott:
In the middle of a nice long sleeping jag.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
Honey, it's - it's pretty sad news. Um, Brad, um, he knew how much you meant to everyone who loved you. And he did a brave and wonderful and very generous thing. He saved the most wonderful young man that I've ever known. But something happened, and we will never know why, but he just - He died, honey. Brad's gone.

[first lines]

Traci Connelly:
Well, this is going to take some time to settle in, to sink in that you're really gone. Oh, Brad, you died a hero.

Victor Newman:
Liar. Cheat. User. Hustler. Brad Carlton was all of these things. Then he took advantage of women. Or worst of all, hid behind their skirts.

Traci Connelly:
You got your payback. All those names you used to call him?

Jack Abbott:
The Hedge Clipper. Junior. Golden Boy. Bradski.

Traci Connelly:
You were incorrigible.

Jack Abbott:
And now I got a new one. The Bradcicle.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
I spoke to the rabbi. He said there wouldn't be a headstone here for eleven months. I guess that marks the end of the mourning period. I can't imagine that in eleven months I'm gonna feel any different than I do now. I loved you, Brad. I hope you know that. Not in the way that you needed me to, and I'm so sorry for that. But you meant so much to me. Why does God take the people away from me who I love? First Cassie, and then Drucilla, now you. If you hadn't been there on that road at that exact time, I would've lost another child. And the thought of that... You were meant to be there. And you gave your life for my son. And I will never forget that. Never.

[first lines]

J.T. Hellstrom:
Looks like we're heading to the same place.

Lauren Fenmore Baldwin:
He had such great hair. But when he was with you, did it ever move? I mean, gusts of wind, and, like, nothing!

Traci Connelly:
I will say, Fabio had nothing on our Brad.

Lauren Fenmore Baldwin:
Fabio? Are you crazy? What year are you in? How about, like, Daniel Craig?

Traci Connelly:
Okay, okay, we'll go with that.

Lauren Fenmore Baldwin:
All right. You know, when we were at Kay's funeral, I apologized to you for being so horrible when I was in my teen years. Now I think I need to apologize to you for my 20s.

Traci Connelly:
Oh, Lauren, I don't think we have that much time.

[last lines]

Sharon Abbott:
If I just hadn't gone to the cabin, I would've been able to stop Noah from going to the lake. And he wouldn't have almost drowned in that freezing water. And Brad would still be alive. It was so hard today at the service. It was so hard seeing his girls. Abby and Colleen are heartbroken. They loved their dad so much. So much. And now they've lost him. He's gone forever. And it's all my fault. It's all my fault, Mama.

[first lines]

Jack Abbott:
I'm sure you've missed me. I have been at the hospital dealing with Noah.

Gloria Bardwell:
I'm very glad to hear he's all right. I never had any use for Brad Carlton, but so what? In my book, he died a hero.

[last lines]

Victoria Newman Hellstrom:
I'll be in touch.

[first lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Summer's watching that video you got her for Christmas. I think it's viewing 813. Nick?

Jill Foster Abbott:
Esther, you barely know this person, okay? The one time I met him here, I nearly went deaf from the sound of cash register bells going off in his head.

[last lines]

Jack Abbott:
I'm not looking for you to be my responsibility. I wanna be your friend. I wanna come through for you. Be someone you can lean on. That's a standing offer, okay? When you feel like you're up against it and you need to talk to someone, I'm your guy. 24/7. No questions asked. Okay?

Sharon Abbott:
Okay. I'm gonna go.

[first lines]

Jana Fisher:
Hey, what happened to you?

Kevin Fisher:
Listen, listen, I just...

Jana Fisher:
I thought you were right behind me.

[last lines]

Mary Jane Benson:
Oh, God. Where do I go? Where do I go? There's no one left. Kitty's gone. Jack, Jack. He still loves me. I don't know what I would do without him.

Abby Newman:
Ah... ouch... are you insane? You just spanked me!

[first lines]

Billy Abbott:
Thanks. Yeah, things are buzzin' around here. Sharon's escape is big news. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look, honey, I want to try to make it home before Lucy goes to bed, but if I can't, will you please give her a kiss for me? And you? You wait for yours. I want to give you yours in person. Yeah, that, and I want a foot rub. I'm kidding... kind of. All right, I gotta go. I love you. Bye.

[last lines]

Daniel Romalotti:
[to Lily] You okay? Come on. Let's get you inside.

[first lines]

Diane:
[to Nick] I didn't realize you were a Scotch man. Especially at this hour. Maybe something's bugging you.

[first lines]

Ashley Abbott:
Jack, how's Tucker?

[last lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Daisy's back. She's here to get her parental rights reinstated.

[first lines]

Nicholas Newman:
Hey.

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Hey.

Nicholas Newman:
How's it goin'?

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Good. Really good. I've been out shopping, depriving all the other parents of - of buying wipes and diapers and...

[last lines]

Adam Newman:
[as he searches through the memory cards] Okay, Sharon, come on now. Where are you, baby?

Adam Newman:
[to Nicholas] I'm sorry, did I hurt your feeling?

[first lines]

Ashley Abbott:
Jack! Hey, can you come in here please?

Jack Abbott:
Look, I got a very busy day. I'm going to work, all right?

Ashley Abbott:
You mean you're not going to sit down and have breakfast with the family?

Announcer:
"The Young and the Restless." This portion sponsored by Ritz Bits crackers. They're every bit as good as a Ritz.

[last lines]

Jack Abbott:
Now, if you could just wear this. No, on second thought, it's too good for him.

Leanna Love:
Yeah, and I bet you know someone who deserves it, huh?

Jack Abbott:
Mm-hm.

Leanna Love:
Mm-hm.

[last lines]

Cassandra Hall:
Paul, I can't go on like this any longer. I've got to talk to George. I can't go on this way. I'm gonna ask him for a divorce tonight.

Lisa Mansfield:
Don't ever play with my emotions. Because if you do, I will set fire to this house, and I'll drive away.

[first lines]

Brittany Norman:
Hi.

Jack Abbott:
Don't tell me. You want my great-grandfather's itemized expenses from his covered-wagon trip west.

Brittany Norman:
Actually, I came by to remind you about the dinner party tonight at my uncle's.

[first lines]

Paul Williams:
Lynn, get me Preston Collins, will you?

Lynne Bassett:
Uh, he already phoned, Paul. He's on his way over right now.

Announcer:
"The Young and the Restless." This portion sponsored by Newtons. A cookie is just a cookie. But Newtons are fruit and cake.

Katherine Chancellor Sterling:
Can't an old friend stop by for a visit?

Jill Foster Abbott:
An old friend? Yes, but I said what are *you* doing here?

[first lines]

Nikki Newman:
Mwah! Hi.

Deacon Sharpe:
Hi, yourself. Didn't think I was gonna see you till after work.

[last lines]

Ronan Malloy:
"A blank born every minute." Six letters.

[first lines]

Victoria:
Good morning.

Billy Abbott:
Morning.

[last lines]

Vance Abrams:
The prosecution's gonna call Adam to the stand.

[first lines]

Nina Webster:
Cricket.

Christine Blair:
I can't. I'm running late.

Nina Webster:
No, no, please. I just want to know: did you see Heather when you came in?

[last lines]

Paul Williams:
Chance, Chance, you don't have to do this.

Phillip Chancellor IV:
Yes, I do, Paul. I'm in love with her. Well, let's go.

[first lines]

Sharon Newman:
[to the sheep] Oh, there, baby. Gotcha. You're okay now.

[last lines]

Detective Harriet Mauro:
You have the right to remain silent.

Jack Abbott:
W-wait.

Detective Harriet Mauro:
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer, and to have him present with you while you're being questioned.

[first lines]

Ashley Abbott:
[to Tucker] So, honey, have you thought any more about getting married at Katherine's? What do you think?

[last lines]

Victoria Newman:
We are boring. Very boring, and old, and...

[first lines]

Billy Abbott:
Hey, uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Um, look, w-we didn't mean to startle you, okay? Um, we're her parents.

[last lines]

Diane Jenkins:
From where I was, it looked like the driver hit Tucker on purpose.

[first lines]

Jack Abbott:
So have you talked to Ashley this morning?

Traci Connelly:
Why do you want to know?

[last lines]

Billy Abbott:
[to baby Lucy] Look at you!

Victoria Newman:
[to baby Lucy] Your feet got bigger. I know!

[first lines]

Genevieve Atkinson:
[on the phone] Ethan, where are you?

Cane Ashby:
[on the phone] I am where I'm supposed to be. Is there a problem?

[last lines]

Colin Atkinson:
You have no idea how long I've waited for this. You two are gonna grow up in a spectacular country. You're gonna have wonderful adventures. I made some mistakes with Cane and Caleb. That won't happen with you. We are gonna have such a life together in Australia.

[first lines]

Victoria Newman:
Oh, hi. Did Lucy go down okay?

Jana Fisher:
Yes, she's all snuggly.

[first lines]

Adam Newman:
What the hell is this?

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Going somewhere?

Adam Newman:
You gotta booby-trap a hotel room? You've had that many bad experiences with men, Phyllis?

[last lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Can anybody join? Room for one more?

[first lines]

Chloe Abbott:
Sage was an absolute nightmare. I will never style that girl ever again.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
If you continue with this lawsuit, I will be forced to take this company public. You know what that means? That means you and your sisters will get a share, a one-time settlement. That's it: one time. You will not participate in the future profits of this company. You'll have nothing to do with it. Instead of being able to brag about the fact that you defeated your father in court and won, your legacy will be that you destroyed Newman Enterprises as a family business. A business that I built with my own hands. You get a one-time share, and nothing more. That's what will happen if you continue with this lawsuit. The legacy for your children will be that you destroyed this company as a family business.

[first lines]

Chloe Abbott:
Hey, uh, how about some candles?

[first lines]

Colin Atkinson:
The game is finally afoot. Even Lily's family thinks she's talking to the walls. She's four steps from the nuthouse. And when she's comfortably checked in, I intend to scoop up the grandchildren and take them back to Australia, raise them as Atkinsons.

Cane Ashby:
As it should be.

[first lines]

Victoria Newman:
No. This is your half of the to-do list for tomorrow.

[last lines]

Agnes:
We... we sold... we sold her to a horrible woman. Horrible.

[first lines]

Jana Fisher:
You do this kind of thing, you do this kind of thing, don't you? Adoptions.

Primrose DeVille:
What's your name?

Jana Fisher:
Stella.

[last lines]

Diane Jenkins:
[to Victor] Oh, I can think of something.

[first lines]

Katherine Chancellor:
It's so good to see you.

Nicholas Newman:
It has been a while.

[last lines]

Diane Jenkins:
[sighing] Nick.

[first lines]

Diane Jenkins:
Why torture yourself reading that garbage?

Victor Newman:
Because I need to know what people are saying.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
[to Adam] I want you to help me save my empire.

[first lines]

Billy Abbott:
[to Victoria] What time are you gonna meet Leslie and Abby?

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
[to Victor] You're a damn liar.

[first lines]

Leslie Michaelson:
You'll be giving this deposition under oath.

Adam Newman:
Yes.

[last lines]

Jana Fisher:
Well, thank you for your cooperation today, Miss Lucy. Did you see how impressed Kevin was with the two of us, hmm? Smooth move dropping your blankie like that. Where is your blankie?

[first lines]

Victor Newman:
My son Nicholas was supposed to testify on my behalf yesterday. Instead, he joined his sisters, his greedy sisters.

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
Mom, you know I would do anything for you. But I can't do this. I'm in it to the end.

[first lines]

Michael Baldwin:
It's outrageous - the judge setting bail this high.

Ashley Abbott:
I don't care about the money, Michael. The D.A. thinks I tried to kill Tucker.

[last lines]

Cane Ashby:
[to Lily] Come here. Baby, you have no idea how good it makes me feel to hear you say that.

[first lines]

Lily Ashby:
Oh, my God.

[last lines]

Phillip Chancellor IV:
Okay. Oh, God. Heather, if anything had happened to you, I don't know what I would have done. I love you, Heather. You hear me? It's you. You're the one.

[first lines]

Olivia Hastings:
Lily will be here when she's ready.

[last lines]

Cane Ashby:
You're not alone, sweetheart.

Lily Ashby:
know. But you're not real.

[last lines]

Cane Ashby:
You're not alone, sweetheart.

Lily Ashby:
I know. But you're not real.

[first lines]

Gloria Bardwell:
Now how can someone so handsome be a technical genius, too?

Kevin Fisher:
You're buttering me up because you need something. F.Y.I., it's that button right there that turns it on.

[last lines]

Sharon Newman:
Nick came here with good news. Then you assaulted him, and now my daughter is somewhere other than here. I... I'm going to bed.

Adam Newman:
Sharon. Uh...

[first lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Okay, Daisy, I know you must search your name every day looking for press on yourself, so what do you think of my little post? "Motherless child, fortunate son". What do you think of that? Now all I need is for you to have commented on the blog to defend your honor: anonymously, of course. Then I can find a Canadian I.P. address and track you down. No Canadian comments? That's insane. How about hits? We've had no Canadian views. How is that possible? "With the face of an angel, but the shriveled heart of a snarling she-devil, Daisy Carter is only capable of one thing: torturing innocent people, inflicting scars that will never heal."

[last lines]

Cane Ashby:
I hate that S.O.B.

[first lines]

Rafe Torres:
You look like hell, dude.

Billy Abbott:
Yeah, well, no sleep will do that to you.

[last lines]

Lily Ashby:
They can see you. They just followed you with their eyes. Did you see that?

[first lines]

Jack Abbott:
Well, Victor. Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I'm glad I ran into you. I wanted to thank you.

[last lines]

Abby Newman:
You're right, you're right. It's none of my business. Okay, um, I'll see you at the arbitration.

Victor Newman:
All right.

[first lines]

Ashley Abbott:
Oh, there he is: the best man.

[last lines]

Adam Newman:
Yes, you can. You can do this, because... because I'll be there by your side soon. Do you hear me? We're gonna do this together. You can do this. You're almost home free, baby. I will be right there with you, right next to you. We're still meeting in that same place, right? Sharon?

[first lines]

Sharon Newman:
Leslie's computer artist was great. He made the photo of Skye look exactly like she did when she was in Hawaii.

Adam Newman:
Good. Somebody else had to see her. We just gotta get someone to come forward.

[last lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
And we know she's still pregnant.

Abby Newman:
She lied about being in labor?

Michael Baldwin:
At least it will make her easier to spot. The Mounties are looking for someone who's very pregnant.

[first lines]

Kevin Fisher:
So what did Heather have to tell you about her replacement?

Chloe Abbott:
Oh, not a word. She just announces she was handing over my case and then high-tailed it out of town.

[last lines]

Daniel Romalotti:
What a day, huh, Luce? I don't know about you, but I say we stop answering the freaking door, huh? Who's gonna show up at it next?

[first lines]

Sharon Newman:
Come on, Adam, please pick up. Pick up. Pick up.

[last lines]

Nikki Newman:
Why? W-why... why are you saying that? Is something wrong? What... tell me if there's something going on? Where is he?

Nicholas Newman:
He's in Vegas. He eloped with Diane. Mom? Mom, are you there?

[first lines]

Daniel Romalotti:
[to Abby] Well, I'm glad that we're still speaking, because after all the drama between Mom and Lucy, it's, um, really nice to see a friendly face.

[last lines]

Daniel Romalotti:
[to Lily] Okay. Hey, I get it, you know? Just next time, call me first or something, all right? Okay.

[first lines]

Billy Abbott:
Put Adam on this stand, because this trial isn't a circus already.

[last lines]

Sharon Newman:
What if it's my only hope?

Adam Newman:
It's not. We're gonna get you away from here before you head upstate. You're going to escape.

[first lines]

Vance Abrams:
What's this I hear about you tryin' to skip town?

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
For the sake of Newman Enterprises, I won't drag this process out any longer. I'm gonna settle it my way.

[first lines]

Paul Williams:
[to Nina] You buyin' the place out?

[last lines]

Sharon Newman:
Okay. "Requirements for an emergency passport: regulation photo, expedite fee and a birth certificate". Where am I going to get a birth certificate?

[first lines]

Kevin Fisher:
[to Jana] Your usual?

[last lines]

Adam Newman:
The jury's back. They have a verdict.

[first lines]

Billy Abbott:
[to Victoria] How about that? Does that work for you?

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
Um, yeah. It would be nice. Hi, sweetheart. Hello, little Lucy. Come here. Whoa. Come here. There we go. There we go. Look at this. I'm your grandpa. I'm your grandpa. You want to play with Delia? You want to play with her? Yes.

[first lines]

Victoria Newman:
[to baby Lucy] You're just so sweet, and nobody is ever gonna take you away from us again, ever, ever, ever, ever. Mwah!

Daniel Romalotti:
As soon as we get that paperwork all straightened out, yeah.

Billy Abbott:
Hey, man, are you sure you want to live above our garage?

[last lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
Daisy... Daisy, come out and play.

[first lines]

Lily Ashby:
Sorry I'm late. My dad and I were having this conversation. It just got into this whole big thing.

Lauren Fenmore Baldwin:
Don't even worry about it. Nice to see you.

[last lines]

Phyllis Newman:
We've gotta talk about what we're gonna do. Listen, listen, listen to me. We can't drag him on the airplane in chains. We can't make him testify.

Adam Newman:
Everybody has a price. He will come back with us, and he will testify to what he saw in that video. It's the only chance that Sharon has left.

Phyllis Newman:
Oh, my...

[first lines]

Nicholas Newman:
[to Faith] What dress do you want to wear? The one with the pink dots?

[first lines]

Lily Ashby:
[to Malcolm] So tell us about the honeymoon.

[last lines]

Kevin Fisher:
[to Jana] Please let me out. I'll do anything you want.

[first lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
[to Nick] You're gonna find her. Don't worry.

[last lines]

Nikki Newman:
Katherine. Oh, Katherine. Oh, God, help me.

[first lines]

Sharon Newman:
There's no proof that I killed Skye, because I didn't. Maybe they believed me all along, and that's why they came back so quickly.

Adam Newman:
We can't count on that, Sharon. That's why I made the arrangements.

[first lines]

Jack Abbott:
What a long and difficult slog this lawsuit has been for you, kiddo.

Abby Newman:
Gee, and whose fault is that, I wonder?

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
[to Nikki] Mm. All right, baby. Hmm? Hmm? Mm.

[first lines]

Sofia Dupre:
Mr. Soon-to-Be-Married Man, this is your soon-to-be best woman, giving you a call, bugging you again. Uh, call me back on Malcolm's cell, um, if you need anything for the wedding. Okay, bye-bye... Um, that's the third time I've called him. That's kind of odd.

[last lines]

Katherine Chancellor:
Son, you can do it.

[first lines]

Ashley Abbott:
I left you a couple messages last night.

Abby Newman:
I, um, turned my phone off. I didn't really want to talk to anyone.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
No reason to waste any more time. You and I are going to elope.

Diane Jenkins:
What?

Victor Newman:
We're gonna get married today.

[first lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
This is a complete bust. We're never gonna find this camera, Adam.

Adam Wilson:
Yeah, with a little luck, the kid that Koa gave the camera to...

[last lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
I know! It... the light is on. I know the battery is on.

Adam Wilson:
The memory card's gone. It's empty.

[first lines]

Phyllis Summers Newman:
[to Malcolm] Listen, I am so sorry that Jack and I were still out of town during Cane's funeral.

[last lines]

Lily Ashby:
Dad, it couldn't have been him. It couldn't have.

Neil Winters:
Oh, sweetheart. It's okay. Shh.

[first lines]

Lauren Fenmore Baldwin:
Fenmore's having a ball at his sleepover, and Gloria is...

[last lines]

Adam Newman:
You changed my life. You changed me. And I am going to spend the rest of my life making sure that every day of your life is better than the day before.

Sharon Newman:
Yes. Yes, I'll marry you.

[first lines]

Nicholas Newman:
Hmm. "I love my kids, I love my kids."

Victoria Newman:
Mm, maybe if dad says it enough times in the press...

Nicholas Newman:
He'll actually start treating us like he means it?

[last lines]

Adam Newman:
Hi, um, I need a one-way ticket outta here. It doesn't matter where, just as long as it's leaving Genoa City.

[first lines]

Radio Announcer:
The police are searching for Sharon Newman who escaped from custody yesterday after being convicted of slaying Skye Lockhart Newman. Troopers in nearby states are on the lookout. The FBI and a Newman family spokesperson declined to comment.

[last lines]

Sharon Newman:
I'm so sorry, Adam. I'll never forget you.

[first lines]

Abby Newman:
Well, this is... this is great. Nick is not here, and our attorney is not focused on our case.

Victoria Newman:
Abby, would you please relax?

[last lines]

Victoria Newman:
Hey, why don't we go grab something to eat? You want to? Yeah?

Nicholas Newman:
Yeah.

Victoria Newman:
All right.

[last lines]

Victor Newman:
The company that clothed you and fed you and allowed you to live like royalty for all these years is crippled now because of this action. Hundreds of people will lose their jobs. This company will lose millions of dollars in revenue because of what the three of you are doing now. But it ain't gonna happen, because your case is based on fraud. Your greed and self-righteousness will finally bring you what you all have deserved for a long time: nothing.

[first lines]

Victoria Newman:
It's so nice to see you again, Reverend Fulton.

[last lines]

Nicholas Newman:
Dad just held a press conference to tell us all to go straight to hell.

[first lines]

Victor Newman:
My family has not shattered, and Newman Enterprises is not for sale, and my company is as strong as ever.

[last lines]

Adam Newman:
All I can say is: be glad he isn't your father.

Sharon Newman:
I'll be waiting here.