They All Laughed

Christy Miller:
Isn't he sweet! Do you hate dogs, Honey because I can lock him up!

Christy Miller:
Do you want to step onto the terrace, Charles?

Charles Rutledge:
That's not a terrace, Christy. That's a ledge!

Charles Rutledge:
Would you like some new shoes?

Christy Miller:
New shoes?

Charles Rutledge:
Yes, those look pretty old.

Christy Miller:
Thanks a bunch Charles! These happen to be an original 30's design. From the 30's!

Charles Rutledge:
I know, wouldn't you like some new ones?

Charles Rutledge:
Would you like to sit down?

Christy Miller:
What do you have in mind Charles? A kerb?

Arthur Brodsky:
Good morning, Christy.

Christy Miller:
Good morning, Judas!

Charles Rutledge:
I really like you Christy.

Christy Miller:
Yeah, I know. Why don't we keep it that way, huh?

Charles Rutledge:
You think?

Christy Miller:
Yeah, I guess so. Why don't you kiss me anyway, it's such a nice afternoon.

Christy Miller:
That boy is very attractive but I don't think he understands the language.

Christy Miller:
You're a sh*t! I for one am sick and tired, honey. Sick and tired. I'm not going to be one of your passive ladies trembling at the thought of you or to put up with any kind of maltreatment just for the glorious opportunity of spending a glorious night with you. Not once a week not once in a while not once in a blue moon, not by a long-shot honey, uh uh, no way. Unfortunately, honey you're some kisser... and you're very mean to me.

Christy Miller:
Are you coming tonight Johnny?

John Russo:
I'll try kid.

Christy Miller:
I know what that means.

Sam:
You're Christy Miller, the country singer? No sh*t!

Christy Miller:
Well' there's some dispute about that, honey, but thanks.

Christy Miller:
Lousy detectives. Couldn't follow an elephant up 5th. Girls slip through their fingers like sand.

Christy Miller:
Watch out for him, Angela. He's as slippery as the dickens.

Christy Miller:
It's been a rough morning. My toilet exploded. Yes, I flushed it quite innocently, you would have thought a bomb went off. Just lucky I wasn't sitting on it!

Christy Miller:
Something's fishy!

Christy Miller:
Well, Charles forgive me if I laugh. Ha Ha!

Christy Miller:
The dog is injured!

Christy Miller:
Well, Charles you are looking sexy today.

Charles Rutledge:
Really? Well I guess I'm running late.

Christy Miller:
Do you always look sexy when you're running late? I guess I'll have to keep you tardy.

Christy Miller:
Why don't you come up to my place Charles? I can't cook a thing but I know where everything is.

Christy Miller:
He's furious! He's foaming at the mouth!

Christy Miller:
What do you think of these Charles?

Charles Rutledge:
Christy, where did you get those? Those are very unattractive shoes.

Christy Miller:
Well I hate them, Honey. I thought you liked them.

Charles Rutledge:
No, I was referring to these boots. Here try those on.

Christy Miller:
Anything you say Charles. I've got to get out of this dress. It does absolutely nothing for me.