Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her

Lilly:
Look, the neighbors bought birds.

Christine Taylor:
Canaries.

Lilly:
How can you tell?

Christine Taylor:
I can see them. Two males, probably.

Lilly:
How do you know?

Christine Taylor:
Only the males sing.

Nancy:
What does your husband think about this?

Rebecca:
I don't have a husband.

Nancy:
Show me your ring finger.

Nancy:
Are you a lesbian?

Carol:
God says to Adam, "Adam, I have something for you, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks for a moment, then decides, "What can you give me for a rib?"

Kathy:
That's funny. Where'd you hear it?

Carol:
From the Bible.