This Can't Be My Life

Casting Director:
How tall are you?

sheilynn:
5' 2 and a half

Casting Director:
Hmm...can you be 5'7?

Monica:
Hey Shaylynn...it's me Monica. Listen...there were some pink pages I was supposed to give you for your audition today. So don't go in without stopping by here and getting those pages. They don't even want to see people without the pink pages. I would fax them to you, but...I just quit. I'm just going to go figure out what I'm doing next with my life. But, the pages will be here on my desk...or my ex-desk...cause I quit. So, good luck!

Sheilynn:
Even the check out girl has the pink pages to my life. She knew that my bank card was going to be declined... I, however, had no idea. She didn't look the east bit surprised or taken aback by that sh*t. I, on the other hand, was mortified. If you know what happens next in my life...can you give me an idea...sh*t...I gotta go.

Sheilynn:
Alright people, Let's give it up one more time...and for everyone that's performed for you so far tonight. We are going to take a quick break Please remember to tip your waitress. That would be me. So tip me, or I will spit in you're drink. I'm just kidding...about the spitting, not the tipping.

Sheilynn:
O.K...see...no. You just sniffed me...what is this animal planet...

Casting Director:
How tall are you?

sheilynn:
5' 2" and a half

Casting Director:
Hmm...can you be 5'7"?

Monica the junior agent:
Hey Shaylynn...it's me Monica. Listen...there were some pink pages I was supposed to give you for your audition today. So don't go in without stopping by here and getting those pages. They don't even want to see people without the pink pages. I would fax them to you, but...I just quit. I'm just going to go figure out what I'm doing next with my life. But, the pages will be here on my desk...or my ex-desk...cause I quit. So, good luck!