Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic

[first lines]

Unknown:
And now coming to the main award of this evening, the winner of the CNBC-TV18 India Business Leader Award 2008 is Mr Ranbeer Talwar!

[last lines]

Ranbeer Talwar:
Iqbal...

[court proceedings have been interrupted by a cell phone call from Malaika's astrologer]

Judge:
Let us know what your astrologer said.

Malaika:
"Ranbeer will be let off!" Isn't Sunita just the best? I do nothing without her advice. She's just too good.

Judge:
Did Sunita also tell you you'll be thrown out of my court and your cell phone will be confiscated?

Malaika:
That she didn't.

Malaika:
[as court officers usher her out] Leave me alone. Don't touch me with your dirty hands. How rude.

Vashisht Walia:
Remember, we are not here to stay but to take revenge from Ranbeer Talwar. We have to constantly harass him and make his life miserable.

Avantika Walia:
What if he gets angry and hits us?

Vashisht Walia:
Exactly what we want. If he lays a hand on us, Ranbeer Talwar goes straight to jail.

Vashisht Walia:
Why should we help you? You killed our parents.

Chief Angel:
You told Getta not to use her magical powers in front of anyone, right?

God:
Yes.

Chief Angel:
Well, your precious angel is cycling down a rainbow in broad daylight.

Geeta:
Is my mouth a dustbin that rubbish comes out of it?

Geeta:
The English quit India but forgot to take Ranbeer with them.

Pappu - Talwar's butler:
[smelling a rose] Shakespeare was right.

[as a surprise for Amiti's birthday, Geeta takes the children to a museum]

Vashisht Walia:
Surprise? This is the surprise?

Iqbal Walia:
When school gets boring, our teachers bring us here to punish us some more.

Avantika Walia:
Everything is so old.

Aditi Walia:
This is going to be my worst birthday ever.

Geeta:
Imagine we're all in a huge game show, hosted by God. Whenever we do something good, like tell the truth, help someone, forgive someone who has been bad to us, or go to bed on time, or any such good deeds, we get plus points. If we do something bad, like tell a lie, trouble someone, break someone's heart, litter the streets or keep our rooms dirty - any such bad deeds - we get minus points.

Aditi Walia:
What do we get with these points?

Geeta:
Good things happen to us when we have plus points, and with minus points, bad things. We must do all good things every day to earn plus points. And when we have lots of plus points, then, as a bonus, God fulfills our wishes.

Geeta:
I know the problem, not the answer.

Ranbeer Talwar:
Look, it's very important for me to go to Los Angeles for the takeover of a company, but I can't leave town without you all, so will you come with me?

Vashisht Walia:
You'll suffer a big loss if we don't go?

Ranbeer Talwar:
Very big.

Vashisht Walia:
[with a smile] Okay, then. We won't go.

Ranbeer Talwar:
[in prayer] From my childhood to now, you've always taken away everyone whom I've loved or who loved me. I've been falling in love with that crazy woman. You've done it once before to them, you're doing it again now. I never said anything. I learned to live with that pain. Don't make my children like me. Please don't do that to my children now. Don't make them suffer again. If you're taking her away because of my love... but don't take the love away from these children's lives, please. I can't see them cry. Please don't make them cry anymore.

Geeta:
[giving birth] Oh, God, why did you make me human?

Judge:
Today the media plays up all cases, and they and the public pass their verdict even before the courts do. In all this the real victims are often forgotten, which in this case are Mr. and Mrs. Walia's now orphaned children. Any punishment given to Ranbeer Talwar will be of no help to these innocent children. To safeguard their interest, this court proposed to deliver an unprecedented judgment: Mr. Ranbeer Talwar, this court orders that, from this day onwards till the youngest Walia child is eighteen years of age, these children will stay in your house. You will personally take complete care of them. You shall not send them to a boarding school, nor shall you go out of town without them. I will check on them after three months, and if I find any violation, or that the children are ill-treated or unhappy with you, I shall sentence you to twenty years imprisonment without bail.

[God grants a wish to a good man as he only wishes, at that moment, to catch a bus]

Chief Angel:
Poor chaps always ask at the wrong time.

God:
Or maybe I listen at the wrong time, hmm?