Three Little Pigskins

Moe:
[Curley shows up after Moe and Larry have waited five hours] Where ya been?

Curley:
You told me to go to the red light, didn't you?

Moe:
And?

Curley:
Well, that red light was a bus going to Boston.

Lulu Banks:
Girls! I got em, I got em!

Molly Gray:
What, the dinner?

Lulu Banks:
No, no, the three horsemen... Come in guys, and meet the girls!

Larry:
[to Daisy] Honey, will you marry me?

Moe:
[to Lulu] Oh toots, I'm telling you you've more than won me!

Curley:
Low man again. [sees Molly] Woo, woo, woo!

Joe Stacks:
Do you guys want to play football for me? [takes out wad of money]

[Moe and Larry nod. Curley shakes his head no]

Curley:
We can't play football.

Joe Stacks:
Oh, I get it... You're afraid of losing your amateur status, right?

[the Three Stooges look behind them]

Joe Stacks:
That's all right, I'll protect you guys.

Joe Stacks:
[waves money at them] Listen... no one will ever see you play... no one will ever hear to play... we'll play behind closed doors. Well, what do you say?

[They all go to take the money]

Moe:
Spread out! [takes money]

Molly Gray:
I bet you're the best football player.

Curley:
I can't play football!

Molly Gray:
Oh, you heroes are all so modest. [Curley blushes] What I really meant was, what's included in your curriculum? [Curley looks confused] I mean, what do you study?

Curley:
Oh... music, songwriting, whatnots.

Molly Gray:
Songwriting?

Curley:
Yeah. You ever hear of "snow, snow, beautiful snow"?

Molly Gray:
Why, yes! Did you write that?

Curley:
No, I shoveled it!