Thunderball

Q:
Try to be a little less than your frivolous self 007.

Fiona:
Some men just don't like to be driven.

Bond:
No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.

Pat Fearing:
What exactly do you do?

James Bond:
Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.

James Bond:
My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?

Fiona:
But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue...

Fiona:
... but not this one!

Miss Moneypenny:
In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too!

James Bond:
His wife probably lost her dog.

James Bond:
My dear, uncooperative Domino.

Domino:
How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?

James Bond:
It's on the bracelet on your ankle.

Domino:
So... what sharp little eyes you've got.

James Bond:
Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

James Bond:
I think he got the point.

James Bond:
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.

James Bond:
You can tell of the one that got away.

Emilio Largo:
Of course. Vargas does not drink... does not smoke... does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?

Bond:
It looks very difficult.

Bond:
Why no, it isn't, is it!

Miss Moneypenny:
James,how else will you recognize her?

James Bond:
Can't miss. She has a mole on her left thigh.

Pat Fearing:
Funny-looking bruise. A fall?

James Bond:
A poker, in the hands of a widow.

Pat Fearing:
Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow.

James Bond:
Not this one. He didn't care for me at all.

Pat Fearing:
There, first time I've felt safe all day.

James Bond:
I must be six inches taller.

M:
I've assigned you to Station "C" Canada.

James Bond:
Sir, I'd respectfully request that you change my assignment to Nassau.

M:
Is there any other reason, besides your enthusiasm for water sports?

M:
Do we know where she is now?

James Bond:
Nassau.

M:
Do you think she's worth going after?

James Bond:
Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir...

Pat Fearing:
James, where are you going?

James Bond:
Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise.

Pat Fearing:
You must be joking.

James Bond:
That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.

Emilio Largo:
You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?

James Bond:
No, but I know a little about women.

Bond:
I hope we didn't scare the fishes.

Q:
It is to be handled with special care!

James Bond:
Everything you give me...

Q:
...is treated with equal contempt. Yes, I know.

Felix Leiter:
Well, hello Double-Oh...

Felix Leiter:
Fine way to treat the CIA!

James Bond:
I'm sorry about that, Felix, but you were about to say double-O seven. Here.

Felix Leiter:
Well, James, did you kill him?

James Bond:
You know me better than that.

Felix Leiter:
What's our next move?

James Bond:
The Disco Volante. If the bombs aren't aboard, they soon will be.

Felix Leiter:
Who you going to ask, Largo?

James Bond:
No, we won't have to.

Emilio Largo:
You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.

James Bond:
You may hex me yet. Let's see your decks for the cards.

Fiona:
Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?

Bond:
Not from where I'm standing.

Bond:
At the moment, rather him than me.

Bond:
Mm...

Bond:
I am. Jacques Bouvar murdered two of my colleagues.

Vargas:
Lets get back and tell Largo.