Tits a Wonderful Life

Hortense:
It's never too late, George.

Bugs Bailey:
George... God, I can't remember the last time somebody called me George. Ever since I was a young boy I've always been known as Bugs Bailey. It's 'cause I've got these two front teeth protruding, make me talk like a wascally wabbit. [chomps teeth] Do you know what it's like to go through life named after a cartoon character?

Hortense:
Do you think Hortense is a bowl of laughs?