Tom & Jerry

Butch:
Well, well, well. Look at what we got here. [grabs Tom by the neck] You know, if I wasn't a betting cat, I'd say Tommy boy here is trying to break into the hotel.

Lightning:
That's sure what it looks like.

Topsy:
This here is our alley, punk! Which makes this our hotel!

Butch:
Wait, hold up. Are you trying to break into our hotel? [Tom shakes his head] Yo, guys, don't worry about it. It was a big misunderstanding. Right, Tom? [Tom laughs] Are you laughing at me? Now, I'm sure you know what I do to cats that laugh at me.

Topsy:
Come on, boss! Preach! Preach to him!

Butch:
Now, I was about to, if you would shut that grill and let me handle this.

[Tom sees an animal control truck driving by.]

Topsy:
My bad, boss.

Butch:
So, are you gonna answer me?

[Tom whistles to catch the animal control officer's attention as Butch turns to see the animal control truck backing up.]

Meathead:
Oh, snap! It's five-o! Drop and run!

Lightning:
Oh, no, not again!

[Butch turns back to find that there's a mop in Tom's stead and he and the alley cats make a run for it.]

Topsy:
Somebody pick me up, I can't run that fast!

Butch:
Hey, I'll see you again, Tom!

Lightning:
Break yourself!

Animal Control Officer:
[as he's chasing the alley cats] Hey, get back here!

Spike:
This is definitely your bad.

Kayla:
[holding Jerry's tiny card] Oh, wow. This is so detailed.

Kayla:
We could hire an exterminator, or we can leverage millions of years of predatory evolution.

Kayla:
That Rodentia is toast.

Kayla:
I think I might have just pulled this off.

Kayla:
That's a wanted dead or alive, and your stick figure of a mouse, and your Es are backwards. It's never gonna work.

Kayla:
You guys gotta stop fighting. It's like you've been doing this for years.

Kayla:
Stay calm, everyone.

Terrence:
This hotel has been host to four presidents, three popes, two kings, and one queen.

Terrence:
If a picture of this mouse is tweeted out to InstaBookFace or Ticky Tok, we will be ruined.

Terrence:
This is insane.

Terrence:
That's probably a scream of delight.

Mr. Dubros:
Could he wear a jaunty hat? That would be adorable.

Mr. Dubros:
Tom is an employee! He has a name tag!

Mr. Dubros:
Well, this is a disaster.