Tom Dick and Harry

Phil - Ice Cream Vendor:
You don't have to yell at me because I'm a little obnoxious

Janie:
Where's your car?

Harry:
Why, do you mind walking?

Janie:
[laughs] I'd love to.

Harry:
Good, I like to walk. [Breathes deeply]

Janie:
I guess, if you don't have to, you want to, hunh?

Harry:
Well, even if you don't want to, you may have to, so... might as well want to.

Janie:
[laughs] I guesss if you don't want to, and you don't have to, you just don't if you don't want to.

Harry:
Yeah, well, you can always take a taxi!

Janie:
[During a dream] I've got it! I'll marry all three of them.

Tom:
[With Dick and Harry] All three of us?

Janie:
Sure!

Tom:
[With Dick and Harry] Do you think it'd work?

Janie:
Why not? I think the four of us would make a lovely couple.