Tomten är far till alla barnen

Janne:
Die, santa bastard, die!

Janne:
If it is ?ke I will kill him!

Rita:
Oh, so it is ok if it's Tomas, Gunnar or Erik?

Janne:
No, but of course it's that horny bastard, he would get turned on by worm if it had breasts.

Gunnar:
No one seems to get it, everyone can be bought, that includes children.

Marika:
So let me get this straight, Sara whom we will be celebrating Christmas with has three kids, with three different men, you being one... [looks at Erik who nods back]... she lives with a fourth man, Janne, who has no kids of his own and everyone is going to be there?

Pauline:
[nods in agreement]... All with new wives, some of them being the other guys ex. [laughs] Dont worry you'll get it. One thing is for sure about Sara, she always ended one relationship before she got into the next one. [Erik's cellphone is ringing, he looks at it, declines the call and puts it away. Pauline looks at Erik suspiciously]... she never cheated... Who was that?

Erik:
No one.

Marika:
And Janne, he has no problems with this?

Erik:
No, he's a psychologist.

Eva:
[Jeanette is about to leave] But what's wrong with us?

Jeanette:
Tomas can't shut up, Anne's drunk, ?ke's horny, Sara's mad for insemination, Janne's crashing cars, Richard's in therapy, Erik's suddenly gay and Pauline just keeps crying, do I need to continue?

Gunnar:
Do you have a problem with that?

Janne:
I don't have any problems. I'm a psychologist.