Toothless

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[talking about her Tooth Fairy dress] The one who designed this should rot in hell!

Rogers:
He is.

Carrie:
Aren't you a little big to be a fairy?

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
No! You're short.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[about to be sent down in the Hellavator] Rogers, go to hell!

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Oh! This isn't hell, is it?

Bike Messenger:
No it's 5th and Main Street.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[the parents see her] I know what you're thinking, pink and white after Labor Day. It wasn't my idea, I swear.

Raul:
It's going to be all right.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
It's not all right when you're taken to the Hellavator!

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
I was just trying to help the children.

Gwen:
Here is your first patient.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Hello, Molly. Are you ready to take a ride in my big, white chair?

Molly:
[screams and runs out of the office]

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
All right, then.

[Raul has just shown Katherine how to fly]

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Oh, it can't be that easy!

Raul:
If you can do the first few steps of the YMCA, piece of cake! Well, personally I've found being dead helps too.

[Cupid shoots an arrow that nearly hits Rogers]

Rogers:
Oh, watch that!

Cupid:
Sorry, it slipped.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Nice outfit.

Cupid:
Right back at you.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[to Rogers] Cupid, I take it?

Rogers:
Ha, yes, to you. To me he'll always be a lousy divorce attorney.

[Rogers is painting her nails as Katherine exits "The World" trailer]

Rogers:
Ah, there you are! I was waiting for an eternity! Dr. Lewis, why did you visit the same house on three consecutive evenings?

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[mock surprise] Three teeth in three days. Isn't that amazing? I think that kid's been flossing too much!

Rogers:
Well, I know you're up to something. You think you've found a way to slip through these duties as you slipped through life. But one day you'll slip up. And when you do, I'll be right there pressing the down button for your express ride on the Hellavator.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Oh, Rogers, you've got to quit sweet talking me like this. All the other dentists are going to get jealous!

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Nice color.

[touches Rogers's wet nail]

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Oops. Hm.

Rogers:
[menacingly] You've been warned.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
What's in the basket?

Bernie the Bunny:
[evasive] Uh, nothing.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
Eggs, huh? Are they [snatches an egg and licks it] chocolate?

Bernie the Bunny:
Oh, um.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[throws the egg on the ground] Just what I suspected! Do you have any idea what you're doing here? You shower these kids with candy, yeah, they like it; they love it! Can't get enough of it! But it's no longer Easter. So they gotta score it someplace else. They hit the streets: corner candy stores, strip-malls, gas stations; the stuff is everywhere: chocolate, chewing gum, licorice whips. Then they go for the hard stuff: suckers, jaw breakers. Now they're hooked. That's when they come to me. But I gotta tell you something, pal, the damage is already done. The only thing I can do is fill their holes. You disgust me! Now hop out of my sight!

Bernie the Bunny:
[hops away]

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
And that my friends is a dentist's dream. Yeah.

Carrie's Mom:
[shuts the door and accidentally pulls out Carrie's loose tooth]

Carrie:
Ow!

Carrie's Mom:
[comes back and looks concerned]

Carrie:
Thanks Mom.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
[Before she is dragged away by Rogers gang] Bye-Bye Bobby.

Dr. Katherine Lewis:
I think I'm getting the hang of this.