Top Gun in 60 Seconds

Viper:
Gentlemen, you have the largest egos in the United States Navy.

Viper:
We'll make them bigger.

Maverick:
So, I'm a hot-shot pilot.

Charlie:
Can't sing though.

Charlie:
I know everything about jets.

Iceman:
[coughs] Bull sh*t!

Charlie:
He's right, I'm just the love interest.

Maverick:
I feel the need...

Maverick, Goose:
...the need for speed!

Iceman:
You two really are cowboys.

Maverick:
What's your problem, Kazanski?

Iceman:
You're dangerous... and short.

Goose:
Where you going, Scientology class?

Maverick:
I'm sorry

Goose:
She's a lesbian, man!

Viper:
Goose is gone; you've got to let him go.

Maverick:
[thump, as Goose's body hits the floor... ]

Viper:
Gentlemen, we have a convenient crisis to end the movie!

Viper:
Let's go!

Iceman:
You can be my wingman anytime!