Totally Awesome

Darnell:
Have you ever broken a Puerto Rican's arm for sweatpants money?

Gabriel:
Let's abraca-do this. Do not stop till I say 'ta-daa'!

Kimberly:
Kip's a jerkazoidomaniac. I hate him.

Yamagashi:
Sweep my deck. Sweepy up, sweepy down.

Darnell:
You have to call her honey or baby before you talk about her butt cheeks, that way she knows you nice!

Kipp:
Kimberly! Get me some towels!

Gabriel:
In the meantime, lets all get some icecream. But you guys have to pay, alright, cause I'm a janitor.

Yamagashi:
I'm Mr. Yamagashi and I am quite gay. Quite gay.

Darnell:
Peek-a-boo, I'ma hump you.

Lori Gunderson:
Gabriel, how are you so manly?

Gabriel:
[after a pause] I take steriods.

Lori Gunderson:
Get outta my room-ah!

Principal Picker:
They kicked off their sunday shoes. soon, inevitably, their feet became loose.

Gabriel:
Her foot actually came loose!

Principal Picker:
Gabriel, you can have our dance instructors job back.

Gabriel:
And?

Principal Picker:
And it's ok to have sex with teenage girls.

Mr. Gunderson:
Honey, we are so proud of you.

Mrs. Gunderson:
I'm so glad you had sex with the janitor.

Lori Gunderson:
Dancing is my life-ah!

Darnell:
You ever break up a fight in the projects while holding a baby?

Darnell:
You need some new gear, with that shirt on we might get jumped by 8 Decepticons or somethin'

Deb:
Don't even think about it. The janitor's mine.