Toy Story Activity Center

[first lines]

Woody:
OK, everybody! The coast is clear!

[Woody gets up, Etch stands up next to him and a ball with a star on it rolls onto the bottom right of the screen]

Woody:
[to the camera] Howdy, Deputy! Welcome to Andy's room! My name's Woody.

Woody:
There are three games you can play here.

[points to the left]

Woody:
You can play marbles over there by Rex,

[points up to shelf]

Woody:
you can play cards up there with Hamm

[points to the right]

Woody:
and you can play five in a row here with Slinky.

[points to window with the Pizza Planet logo outside]

Woody:
If you want to go to Pizza Planet, click over here.

[nervously pointing to window with Sid's house outside]

Woody:
If you want to go to Sid's house... click over there. And if you want to leave, click the star on the ball.

Buzz Lightyear:
[looks at the Slime Machine whilst looking around Pizza Planet] Now, those aliens have challenged us to a contest.

[Buzz turns to massive pillar on which are monitors showing launch countdowns and space pictures]

Buzz Lightyear:
This portal appears to be a Martian Theatre of some sort...

[Buzz then turns to the rocket, which makes whoosing sounds]

Buzz Lightyear:
And this space vessel, with a few repairs, should work just fine.

Woody:
[after narrowly escaping from Scud into Sid's bedroom and climbing onto Sid's bed] Whew! That was close!

Buzz Lightyear:
[examining an Electronic Locking device on the other side of the room] Sheriff! Over here!

Woody:
Be careful, Buzz! This place seems dangerous!

Buzz Lightyear:
You're talking to a Space Ranger, Sheriff. Danger is our business!

[Various toys appear and scare Woody before disappearing again]

Woody:
[to the camera] Go ahead and pick something to explore.

Hamm:
So, you want a game of cards, do you? The Woodman here will tell you how we play "Sums Up"!

Woody:
[voice only] If Hamm goes over 39, you win. If you go over 39, Hamm wins. Click the deck to start the game. When you play this card...

[a black card with a star and the number 39 on it appears]

Woody:
...the sum goes to 39. This makes it hard for Hamm to win. If you want to hear these instructions again, click on Hamm. If you need more help, click the question mark on the ball.

[repeated line]

Buzz Lightyear:
[inside a spaceship] I *thought* this ship would take off! Let's try again.

Woody:
[voice only] Well, hello, Babyface! Can you help us out here?

[Babyface Spider knocks on the boombox and Sid's recorded voice starts playing]

Sid's Recorded Voice:
The top window has all its sounds on. When you pick the sound, click anyway in the big window to play it. To make *your* soundtrack, click on a sound and drag it to any of these twelve little windows. These are the master control buttons: Play, Repeat, Undo, and Erase. These control your soundtrack. These sliders down here change the sounds. Each slider does something cool!

Woody:
[voice only] If you want to hear these instructions again, click on Babyface. If you need more help, click on the ball.

Buzz Lightyear:
[Woody and Buzz stand before the four Slime Aliens; proudly] I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! [the Red and Green Slime Aliens spray slime over Woody and Buzz. Crazed, Woody charges away and takes cover in a large cup. Buzz brushes the slime off and stands up to the Slime Aliens, who all laugh]

Green Slime Alien:
These ain't the brightest stars in the universe!

Purple Slime Alien:
[in agreement] No, they ain't.

Buzz Lightyear:
Excuse me.

[all the Slime Aliens look down at Buzz, interested]

Buzz Lightyear:
Space Rangers are very intelligent.

Red Slime Alien:
[challenging] Prove it, Spaceman!

Purple Slime Alien:
Repeat after us.

Blue Slime Alien:
Yeah. Repeat after us.

Buzz Lightyear:
[proudly] I accept your challenge!

[all eight Slime Aliens' eyes look towards the camera]

Woody:
[annoyed, looks towards the camera then back to the aliens] *You* can help Buzz out! *I've* had enough.

Green Slime Alien:
[to Buzz] Try and keep up.

Buzz Lightyear:
[to the camera] I could use a hand here, my friend.

[to the Slime Aliens]

Buzz Lightyear:
I'll move to the perimeter so you can maneuver.

Hamm:
Glad you're staying! There's lots more to do!

[repeated line]

Woody:
That little ball in the corner can be a big help. To learn more about it, just click the question mark twice.

Slinky Dog:
[ready] Let's go: Five In A Row!

[Buzz gets locked in an Electronic Locking device in Sid's bedroom]

Woody:
[annoyed] Oh, well done, Buzz!

Buzz Lightyear:
[calmly] I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, Sheriff.

Woody:
[to the player] We *have* to get Buzz out! And we'll need your help!

[one of the electronic locks on Buzz opens]

Buzz Lightyear:
You *must* have had some academy training.

[after the player wins the Slime Aliens' challenge]

Woody:
Well, congratulations, your official partner in slime! Click on the printer if you want to print it.

[inside the spaceship at Pizza Planet]

Woody:
Where are you, Buzz? I can't see a thing down here!

Buzz Lightyear:
[appears behind a set of pipes] Ah! *There's* the launch mechanism!

[Buzz jumps over the pipes, moves the red lever to the "ON" position and turns around, not noticing a claw coming down]

Alien:
[on the claw] The claw is just clean.

Woody:
AHHHH!

[the claw goes back up]

Woody:
[annoyed] Well? I'm going to look for the way out of here!

[Woody goes back below the pipes]

Buzz Lightyear:
[moves the red lever to the "OFF" position] Hmm. Fusion chamber's blocked. We'll have to make some repairs.

[Buzz looks around for Woody]

Buzz Lightyear:
Sheriff? Sheriff?

[to the camera]

Buzz Lightyear:
I guess it's up to you and me, cadet.

Buzz Lightyear:
[after the fusion chamber has been repaired] You did it!

[Buzz moves the red lever to the "ON" position and turns around]

Buzz Lightyear:
Now, friends, to infinity and beyond!

[the claw comes down and picks Woody up by his head]

Woody:
OK! I'm ready to come down now! Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear:
[turns around and moves the red lever to the "OFF" position] Sorry, Sheriff.

[the claw drops Woody and his hat floats to the ground]

Woody:
I am not cut out for spacecraft.

Buzz Lightyear:
[to the camera] I *thought* this ship would take off! Let's try again.

[the claw comes down and picks Woody up by the back of his belt]

Woody:
Buzz? Buzz? Wha-what, Buzz! BUZZ!

Buzz Lightyear:
[turns around and moves the red lever to the "OFF" position] Sorry, Sheriff.

[the claw drops Woody]

Woody:
THAT didn't feel too good!

Buzz Lightyear:
[to the camera] I *thought* this ship would take off! Let's try again.

[the claw comes down and picks Woody up by one of his boots]

Woody:
Buzz? Would you *kindly* get me down from here.

Buzz Lightyear:
[turns around and moves the red lever to the "OFF" position] Sorry, Sheriff.

[the claw drops Woody]

Woody:
[calls from behind the set of pipes] Thanks a lot!

Buzz Lightyear:
[to the camera] I *thought* this ship would take off! Let's try again.

[the camera looks at the toys and tool box in Sid's bedroom]

Woody:
[voice only] Hey, little guys! Is this where you were put together? There are 3 games here. If you want to build your own toy, click on 1. If you want to build the toy shown in the picture, click on 2. If you want to build a toy after hearing a riddle, click on 3.

Woody:
[walks into the middle of Andy's room where the other toys have gathered for the activities] Hey, everyone! Look who's here!

Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog:
Hi!

Woody:
[to the camera] Can you feel the excitement building? Your Marble Art is really coming along, Rex. What are you doing here?

Rex:
I'm exploring the Reptillian Sumconcious, as homarge to post-pollity constructionism!

Woody:
That's great, Rex! [quietly] I think. [calls to Hamm, who's sitting on the top shelf] Hey, Hamm! Are you still winning?

Hamm:
[playing cards with Rocky] Yep. It's the mismatch of the century.

Rocky:
Rocky need to work on Brain muscle.

Woody:
[turns to Slink, who is playing Five In A Row] Slink, think fast. How many do you need to win Five In A Row?

Buzz Lightyear:
Oh, er, now let me think... um, ow, ah...

Woody:
[turns around to face the camera] Why don't you get back to me on that Slink.

Buzz Lightyear:
[the Pizza Planet rocket in the left window rotates and a voice over sounds] Pizza Planet.

Buzz Lightyear:
[runs in from the right side of the screen] Sheriff! I've discovered a spaceport, and it's outside that window!

Woody:
[annoyed] Buzz, that's *Pizza Planet*! It's a *resturant*! [shakes his head and turns to the camera] here are two other places you can go and play. If you want to go to Pizza Planet, click on this window over here. [folds his arms as Buzz eyes the ball on the bottom left of the screen. Buzz moves over to the ball, taps it, then taps the screen; sighs] OK, Buzz. Tell them about your space mission.

Pizza Planet Model Rocket Intercom Announcer:
[to the camera] Greetings, Earth person! I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace, excuse me... [opens his wrist communicator]... I must make my report to Star Command.

Woody:
[Buzz walks offscreen and a light flashes in the room of the neighbouring house outside another window and evil laughter is heard; reacts] That's the window that takes us to... Sid's house. I guess it will be all right if we go together. Well, go ahead and click on something you wanna do. If you need more help, just click on me.